2015-10-20 at 5:11 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I was barely falling asleep this morning after partying for the first time in 11 months and my dad calls me and tells me my cousin in the next town over was found by his gf in bed dead with blood around his mouth. I asked him how did he die and he said he wasn't sure they were going to do an autopsy, but evidently alcohol was a part of it. So who knows what else he took.
I wouldn't say I'm sad. It sucks for his mom and gf but the last 10 years or so I haven't seen him or heard to much about him. Just strange because I've never known someone in my family to die before.
Oh well guess that's how to cookie crumbles sometimes. I've woken up in hospitals before messed up but never anything that I couldn't just get up and leave after several hours. Has anyone else here had a family member pass in a similar way?
2015-10-20 at 5:34 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't think I've had family die so unexpectedly or from a drug like that, I can't imagine what his mother and girlfriend must be going through but I'm really sorry to hear it. Did you know him to be using different substances recklessly? Do you plan on attending the ceremony/funeral?
2015-10-20 at 7:42 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I knew he smoked teh pot when he was younger but nothing crazy.. but all the guys on my moms side of the family and even his dad had alcohol abuse issues.. and that tends to go hand and hand often with other chems.
I don't know man, I've never been to a funeral and I haven't had anyone ask me to go.. I dont know the proper etiquette for things like that. I tried finding his facebook and my aunts, to see whats up.. guess I will just wait to here back from my parents. I haven't seen him or my aunt or anyone on my moms side of the family besides her in the last ten years or so..
2015-10-20 at 11:37 AM UTC
Meh, even I'm gonna pass on fucking with you here Bill Krozby. Sorry for your families loss.
2015-10-20 at 1:08 PM UTC
My cousin shot himself a decade ago. Not really like a overdose(which I'm guessing this was) but there was something about him doing pills and being upset over some girl I really don't know the whole story. Like you I hadn't seen or spoken to him in several years before that and I was personally pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Funerals are horrific to me and I swore I'd never attend another one again but there's really nothing you need to know if you're going to attend just dress nice.
How old was he?
2015-10-20 at 1:17 PM UTC
If you're not sad, I'm not sad. Also, I don't think you need to get ASKED to go to a funeral; you just go.
2015-10-20 at 3:06 PM UTC
When mark311 passed away I was going to go to his, but other things got in the way. If they asked, Id've just told them I was an old friend.
2015-10-20 at 4:02 PM UTC
my sister died earlier this year, my dog died, my grandma is terminal, my pot dealer OD'ed and died, everybody is dying around here.
A hundred years from now, no one will remember any of us or any of the people we know.
2015-10-20 at 6:26 PM UTC
Sorry to hear about that. I know you don't really care about his death personally, but there is people that do.
2015-10-20 at 6:29 PM UTC
one time in 8th grade i drew a cube and asked the asian kid sitting accross from me if he saw the golden ratio in the cube, he waslike ''i dont fucking know'', then the black kid iwas sitting next to ripped up my paper and i threatened to kick his ass
2015-10-22 at 7:32 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Any tips on giving a eulogy ?
2015-10-22 at 8:35 AM UTC
have a mental breakdown way easier than making a speech tbh fam.
2015-10-22 at 9:16 AM UTC
Bill Krozby giving a eulogy:
I am Bill Krozbyler... and... If I did not *hyperventilating* fear incarceration from human authority figures, *eyes well up with tears* a-authority figures... i-I w-would terminate *full on sobbing* your life functions by applying sufficient pressure *collapses* to your blunt skull *bangs head upon ground* so as to force its collapse! *sobbing and banging your head on the ground* y-You.. are.. wise. B-but there's a s-sadness to your wisdom. *stops banging head on ground* *sobbing in fetal position*
Your uncle carries you away as your family looks on in shame as you deliriously utter "H... hi, Mr. Conehead. "
