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I’m officially hired for a fancy mf job

  1. #1
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    My background check shit finally came back and I just did the hours of orientation to do department store/grocery/alcohol delivery for lazy rich bitches

    Now I’m waiting for the uniform and company card to come in the mail

    Yeah nigga. And they pay more than I thought.

    Goddamn I can’t believe how much shit I had to do the past three weeks to get this job. But I guess it’s a lot higher profile than I was expecting.

    No boss, no schedule, rich ppl tips

    I’m gonna run this shit. Then run away. Then I’m gonna run back and get paid fat again, repeatedly, xbillion
  2. #2
    Congrats on signing up for TaskRabbit
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  3. #3
    Full time or part time.. and are they hiring.

    Asking for a friend.
  4. #4
    m30wz Yung Blood
    M
  5. #5
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    No boss, no schedule
  6. #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Ya they’re hiring if you’re qualified and on the east coast by a store they do shopping through
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by m30wz M

    Archer?
  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I got my first check for shuttling dealership cars as well and they paid me about 3x more than I thought they were going to. I have no idea wtf my pay is. But they pay for gas and my food and idfk I’ll figure it out later lmao. No schedule for that either, they just call me and ask if I want to come drive that day and I go if I want to. Legit af.
  9. #9
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Archer?

    Lol, I’m watching archer... are you watching me?

    @_@
  10. #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Another few days of waiting then I have to take a selfie in their uniform for the app

    I feel like I’ve been waiting FOREVER, the suspense has been eating me alive

    At least that’s all I have left to wait for now though I guess. I originally applied about 2 weeks ago, and have had hours of orientation, interviews, alcohol delivery certification and background check crap to wait on. But everything came back 100% ^_^

    The sucky part is I have to pile up my taxes myself. Got an app to track my miles to write off though since I drive my own car etc. Never had to do my taxes this way before, gonna be interesting, lul

    All the rich niggas are about to arrive here for the summer. Being a rich bitch with no bosses or schedule has got me damn excited.
  11. #11
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Oh and I learned today that people can ask me to buy shit for them other than food. It’s a grocery/dept store place, so that’s gonna be interesting ..... I imagine some fag ordering a kayak and me having to tie it on top of my SUV. Hopefully those people tip me appropriately... lol
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Congrats on the job.
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Kinks Oh and I learned today that people can ask me to buy shit for them other than food. It’s a grocery/dept store place, so that’s gonna be interesting ….. I imagine some fag ordering a kayak and me having to tie it on top of my SUV. Hopefully those people tip me appropriately… lol


    They prolly won’t. You should sell something else on the side. People always tip shit sometimes especially rich people.
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im getting the app, i will request u bring me a box of beer and something from redbox when ever im bored ok see you soon bye
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  15. #15
    I am so proud of you.
    I knew you could do it.

    BTW I am sorry I upset you.
    I have a lot of character defects to change about myself.
    I still love you and think about you every day.

    I hope you will give me the opportunity to fix the damage I have caused in our relationship.

    I love you Kinkou.
    You are an amazing person and I am so proud of you.
    Keep up the good work.

    Love always,
    Fonaplats
  16. #16
    Daylong jump start that nome!
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Daylong jump start that nome!

    Wtf does that even mean?
  18. #18
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by -mal- They prolly won’t. You should sell something else on the side. People always tip shit sometimes especially rich people.

    Idk why you feel that way but the rich niggas here always tip me fat as hell

    Gonna be a LIT SUMMER
  19. #19
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    also if they ask you to bring that box to that room upstairs or way back ....

    there prolly is an impending rape.
  20. #20
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Yeah that’s in my Job description too. It’s gonna be an adventure

    If the people placing orders have to go through half of what I just did to get hired then I am not afraid at all. Lmao
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