NASA holding "lottery" system to allow random people to go on mars mission

1. 2018-04-26 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #1
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
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   • NARCassist
2. 2018-04-26 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   where do we get tickets?
   
   
   
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3. 2018-04-26 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Oh sweet, I'm a planet? Badass.
4. 2018-04-26 at 7:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was really hoping this was real. :(
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   • mso8
5. 2018-04-26 at 10:18 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
   In fact it's cold as hell
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   • Zanick, 
   • DocFoster
6. 2018-04-26 at 11:19 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh sweet, I'm a planet? Badass.

   
   Yes, you are that fat.
7. 2018-04-26 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How am I a “beta orbiter” you fucking faggot
8. 2018-04-26 at 11:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Smh at all these dumbass copy/pasted memes nowadays. No effort whatsoever
9. 2018-04-27 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   fuk'n white nig
   
   where is me... I'm Saturn cause my number is 6. I am Number 6
10. 2018-04-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    is it a powerball or scratch offs
11. 2018-04-27 at 10:51 AM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Once there is there a lottery to get back home again?
    
    Do they have soy on Mars?
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    • stupid noob
12. 2018-04-27 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can I be an comet or something?
13. 2018-04-27 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #13
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yes
14. 2018-04-27 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor yes

    
    Hell yea.
15. 2018-04-27 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I typed "gay elephant" into Google aND that's how I found my avatar!
16. 2018-04-27 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I typed "gay elephant" into Google aND that's how I found my avatar!

    
    Ok
17. 2018-04-27 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Ok

    
    Your avatar is racist
18. 2018-04-27 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Your avatar is racist

    
    Oh, but if he was a white mage, it'd be just fine? You disgust me.
19. 2018-04-27 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I like how I even made the word "white" show up black. Good job, me.
20. 2018-04-27 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I like how I even made the word "white" show up black. Good job, me.

    
    Confirmed for rampant racism.