If you're at a urinal, why you gotta hold your dick when you're pissin?

1. 2016-10-19 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eh, I guess you may as well since your gotta unzip your pants and whip it out with your hand anyways.
2. 2016-10-19 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so it dont hit the floor.
3. 2016-10-19 at 9:07 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I never do
   
   But that's because I work at an EDM shop and don't wear gloves
   
   I'm not getting that shit on my dick and I'm not washing my hands twice either
4. 2016-10-19 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if you don't someone else will
5. 2016-10-24 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #5
   Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston
   It might run away if you don't
6. 2016-10-25 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #6
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Next time you should hold your hands straight up like your on a roller coaster and see if anyone gives you weird looks.
7. 2016-10-25 at 5 AM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Next time you should hold your hands straight up like your on a roller coaster and see if anyone gives you weird looks.

   
   
   
   do I also have to yell wooOOOOOoooo?
8. 2016-10-25 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   lol its 2016 actro, you're supposed to piss in the sink like a real man. step up yo game hunny bunz