(drunk) had a dinner party with my brother and his friends, he thinks I tripped his wife?

1. 2018-04-25 at 11:05 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   she stood up to get more wine and I stuck my foot out and she fell onto the glass table. WTF why the fuck would I do that? She's gonna crawl around on my 1900 dollar rug bleeding from her fucking eye sockets and trying to tell me that I shoved her through a goddamn table? He's as fucking crazy as she is.
2. 2018-04-25 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Victim
3. 2018-04-25 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i dunno man, you do hate women.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-25 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   1900 dollar rug I believe you
5. 2018-04-25 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ 1900 dollar rug I believe you

   
   it's not paid off yet
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   • RestStop
6. 2018-04-25 at 11:11 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno man, you do hate women.
   
   
   
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   that's what they keep saying
7. 2018-04-25 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’m trying to think what this is a reference to. I’m drawing a blank.
8. 2018-04-25 at 11:22 AM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   All I know is how lucky I am to have this girl I found under a bus.
9. 2018-04-25 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING All I know is how lucky I am to have this girl I found under a bus.

   
   Your girlfriend is roadkill?
10. 2018-04-25 at 11:27 AM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Your girlfriend is roadkill?

    
    Don't be racist.
11. 2018-04-25 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh btw MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, that cheese I tried that I liked? Couldn't figure out what it was?
    
    

    Show spoiler
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    • Soyboy
12. 2018-04-25 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You probably did it.
13. 2018-04-25 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Tripping other people's wives do be fly AF tho.
14. 2018-04-25 at 12:01 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Tripping other people's wives do be fly AF tho.

    
    I did not trip her! I didn't! I DID NAHT.
    
    Oh hai RestStop.
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    • RestStop
15. 2018-04-25 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >not fucking his wife
16. 2018-04-25 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel >not fucking his wife

    
    They make me sick when I look at them. Not because of my brother because he's my brother and I love him, but it's that dog of a woman he married.
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    • Soyboy
17. 2018-04-25 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You love your brother? Fucken gay dude
18. 2018-04-25 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    What's going on big guy? Ya just tripped my wife.
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-04-25 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Enter TSTMed just to avoid having to pay pat-man $2000
20. 2018-04-29 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]