2018-04-24 at 9:01 PM UTC
I have an idea in which someone could steal USPS packages from a cluster of mailboxes. These clusters, where I live have an area of larger boxes that are used for packages. The mail courier will place a large package/box into one of these and then place a key from the box into the residents personal mailbox. When the person puts the key in and turns it, the key is locked in and the door opens.
What is needed is for a person to design a key that can open and close the door without the key being locked in place. This could possibley be accomplished by getting a personal box(or into one), then mailing a large package to youself, and inspecting the key and experimenting...
Once being able to open and close the door to access other peoples packages, one would open the package and steal the contents but leave the package taped back closed. That way it becomes a dipute between the customer and the merchant.
USPS detectives wouldn't know and the crime could continue and dozens of mailboxes.
2018-04-24 at 9:14 PM UTC
I fuck with these same boxes you're talking about weekly(just did today actually) the trapped keys are of basic bitch design. Just take one to walmart, inset it into the insta key maker machine thing, viola.
2018-04-24 at 10:28 PM UTC
>hide in the bushes waiting for delivery person to show up
>wait for them to get their special box key out then chlorophyll them from behind
>put them in their mail truck with sunglasses on and looking down at a clipboard or some shit so as to minimize suspicion
>go quickly and duplicate special key per bathroomStop's suggestion
>return and put delivery person on the ground pretending to do CPR on them until they wake up
>tell them they were dead and you saved their life
>become hero and keymaster at the same time
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2018-04-24 at 10:38 PM UTC
>swim might want to locate the nearest storm sewer or sanitary sewer
>swim could break open the side of the pipe
>swim then carefully(this is key) tunnels his way to the bottom of the lock box
>swim chips a hole in the bottom of the box(es)
>swim then uses appropriate sized BAKING PANS to create a false floor for the boxes , and screws them in place
>swim takes a nap in his tunnel waiting for the sound of delivery truck
>swim unscrews baking pan false floor and sticks his head into the box opening awaiting delivery person
>delivery person opens box door
>swim grabs them by the collar aand shrieks violently at delivery person causing their heart to skip a beat (theretofoore you extended their life so this is actually a patriotic event) and freeze up because they just got totally stunned
>swim chlorophylls the driver and pulls him into the sewer
>swim exits through the locker and closes door
>swim then has a entire truck of packages
>???
>PROFIT
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2018-04-25 at 9:01 PM UTC
>swim might want to aquire a length of rope
>swim might want to proceed to a nearby apartment building or bridge
>swim might want to make a noose and tie the other end to something sturdy
>swim might want to put the noose round his neck
>swim might want to jump snapping his neck nice and cleanly
>swim might then become a ghost
>swims ghost might want to go to said mailboxes as a ghost
>swims ghost might want to wait for the mail deliveries
swims ghost might want to pass straight through the mailboxes because he's a ghost
>swims ghost might want to get any items out and put bricks in the empty boxes
>swims ghost might want to keep the items and leave the boxes to become a dispute between buyer and seller.
????????
profit
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2018-04-27 at 12:42 PM UTC
Enjoy your cheap bluetooth speakers, sawdust Vitamins and kitchen gadgets.
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2018-04-27 at 2:36 PM UTC
do not mess with other peoples mail it is a very annoying thing to do
