Enemas?

1. 2018-04-23 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I genuinely feel like I want to wash my shit-funnel out. I've got some sorta soft stool up there, and I think washing it out would be a good idea.
   
   Where the fuck do I even start? What do people use?
   
   I once had a gf who would douche with those water bottles with the nozzles on them. That doesn't seem like it'd work, she was kinda lose and my asshole is virgin.
2. 2018-04-24 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   turkey baster
3. 2018-04-24 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #3
   

   HTS highlight reel
   You should do it. They feel really good.
4. 2018-04-24 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol wtf
5. 2018-04-24 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #5
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   soylent
6. 2018-04-24 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   OK got a shower hose up there and it felt really good. It wasn't as hard as I thought, I just filled up to where it started to feel full, then shit the water out a couple of times. It wasn't even poo that was up there, it's some sort of dead white filth.
   
   I bet I'm primed for anal now.
7. 2018-04-24 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   you washed white stuff out of anus?????
   
   BUMP!!!!!!
8. 2018-04-24 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by A College Professor you washed white stuff out of anus?????
   
   BUMP!!!!!!

   
   It wasn't brown gold.
   
   I'm still an ass virgin.
   
   If you are nice to me that could change...
9. 2018-04-24 at 8:27 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   are you a girl??
10. 2018-04-24 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Thought the name gave it away.
11. 2018-04-24 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING OK got a shower hose up there and it felt really good. It wasn't as hard as I thought, I just filled up to where it started to feel full, then shit the water out a couple of times. It wasn't even poo that was up there, it's some sort of dead white filth.
    
    I bet I'm primed for anal now.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING It wasn't brown gold.
    
    I'm still an ass virgin.
    
    If you are nice to me that could change…

    
    See what happens when you eat all that soy?