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  1. #81
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    lushous forehead
  2. #82
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by HTS *ctrl+f*
    *types 'HTS'*


    There must be some kind of mistake. Nobody wants to fuck me? Ha. 😅



    Originally posted by stupid noob Would you fuck you?



    Originally posted by HTS God no.
  3. #83
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Myself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    I wanna have sex with a slug
  5. #85
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I wanna have sex with a slug

    Trying to get an upgrade, huh?
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  6. #86
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Trying to get an upgrade, huh?

    You're a dick.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by HTS You're a dick.

    Don’t listen. You’re freaking adorable. And you’re a strong capable woman.
  8. #88
    Fool me once...
  9. #89
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by HTS You're a dick.

    You have a dick.
  10. #90
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You have a dick.

    Case in point, mommybeater.
  11. #91
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You have a dick.

    No, she has an unnecessary appendage and it’s rather rude for you to talk about it.
  12. #92
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by -mal- No, she has an unnecessary appendage and it’s rather rude for you to talk about it.

    Don't encourage him. That's like me agreeing with a schizophrenic that yes he is Jesus and yes those are totally demons coming after him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #93
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Don't encourage him. That's like me agreeing with a schizophrenic that yes he is Jesus and yes those are totally demons coming after him.

    I don’t believe being trans is a mental illness. And no one here is going to change my mind on that.
  14. #94
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -mal- No, she has an unnecessary appendage and it’s rather rude for you to talk about it.

    tell her to donate it, dont just throw it away.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/penis-transplant-veteran-survived-blast-article-1.3950092
  15. #95
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by benny vader tell her to donate it, dont just throw it away.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/penis-transplant-veteran-survived-blast-article-1.3950092

    Think about it, she could donate her penis, get a transplanted vagina, then get fucked with her own penis.

    Oh brave new world.
  16. #96
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Think about it, she could donate her penis, get a transplanted vagina, then get fucked with her own penis.

    Oh brave new world.

    Jesus Christ. 😂😂
  17. #97
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Think about it, she could donate her penis, get a transplanted vagina, then get fucked with her own penis.

    Oh brave new world.

    this could be a great story.

    two marines, best friends and brothers in blood and arms, last tour in iraq .... when the unspeakable happened.

    cant bear seeing his brother jack suffer and enduring life being less of a man, joe decided to undergo a sex change so that he could donate his penis to his brother.

    2 years later, upon learning the truth, jack does everything he could to win joes heart ... and marry her.

    and they lived happily ever after.
  18. #98
    This thread was totally a premonition that space would soon be inhabited by DHers.

    It’s like Sophie literally stood on a space frickin mountain and whispered DHers are coming.

    NOT A DATING FORUM MY LEFT FOOT. Filthy liars.
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  19. #99
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 None of you, my cock is an artpiece

    Originally posted by ohfralala This thread was totally a premonition that space would soon be inhabited by DHers.

    It’s like Sophie literally stood on a space frickin mountain and whispered DHers are coming.

    NOT A DATING FORUM MY LEFT FOOT. Filthy liars.

  20. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by HTS Jesus Christ. 😂😂

    LOl This reminded me of the end of Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.
    Ulysses Finally returned To Ithaca.
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