Someone mail me a gun

1. 2015-12-27 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   So I can shoot myself in the throat
   
   more suffering during death = less of a chance youll be sentenced to eternity in the bottom 3 layers of hell.
   
   First few layers don't seem bad
   
   maybe its like being forced to watch golden girls episodes while you're being tortured with drops of water on your head
2. 2015-12-27 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Mailing now. May God have mercy on your soul.
3. 2015-12-27 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Better be ups 2nd day air
   ill settle for USPS priority with tracking
4. 2015-12-28 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just print one