What should I eat for breakfast?

1. 2018-04-23 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Vanilla yogurt and hemp granola

   
   I'm still eating this.
2. 2018-04-23 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I'm still eating this.

   
   *cringe*
3. 2018-04-23 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #23
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   im having a can of golden sweet corn
4. 2018-04-23 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to drink some liquor but I am on probation
5. 2018-04-23 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I might make some avacado toast
   
   

   Originally posted by Slaynk I want to drink some liquor but I am on probation

   
   So? It's not like your PO is in your house just don't go outside.
6. 2018-04-23 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One sweet potato pancake lightly drizzled with maple syrup, two strips of thick cut turkey bacon, 2 egg whites, and a small bowl of steel cut oatmeal with cinnamon and a teaspoon of honey
7. 2018-04-23 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And a hot cup of matcha green tea
8. 2018-04-23 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fox paws I'm proud of you. Glad to see you're doing what you have to do to be around for a little while longer.
9. 2018-04-23 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I'm going to rip my face off and look at it in the mirror to scare myself into an adrenaline rush so that I can drink my adrenaline-filled blood for breakfast and get high all day
10. 2018-04-23 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox I think I'm going to rip my face off and look at it in the mirror to scare myself into an adrenaline rush so that I can drink my adrenaline-filled blood for breakfast and get high all day

    You know better than that
11. 2018-04-23 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Slaynk Fox paws I'm proud of you. Glad to see you're doing what you have to do to be around for a little while longer.

    
    I just like how it tastes.
12. 2018-04-23 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox I think I'm going to rip my face off and look at it in the mirror to scare myself into an adrenaline rush so that I can drink my adrenaline-filled blood for breakfast and get high all day

    
    In all seriousness I can say with 99% certainty that at least this part of the story is bullshit. Adrenaline is not bioavailable when consumed orally, and even if it was, it would cause irreversible damage to multiple organ systems if done repeatedly/at high doses. AFAIK, adrenaline would just make you immune to pain and hypervigilant with tachycardia.
    
    When was the last time you got seriously injured or nearly killed? That's what it would feel like, but stronger, and that's direct injection, not oral consumption.
    
    If that's their idea of high somebody needs to get them some meth, quick. Or, if they insist, an epipen.
13. 2018-04-23 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's why social anxiety disorder is super powers because fight or flight means you are constantly pumping adrenaline cuz you think your gonna die if someone says hello to you.
14. 2018-04-23 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Person a: I'd like to buy some crack
    
    Person b: How much you got?
    
    Person a: Five dollars.
    
    Person b: ... shit, you best be looking to come atleast twenty strong
15. 2018-04-23 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #35
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    person c: you mad lil bromo?
16. 2018-04-23 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Person d: everyone on the pavement gimme every fucking dollar and mg or I start cutting niggas
17. 2018-04-23 at 1:09 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT: niggers
18. 2018-04-23 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Health benefits of crack
    

    1.) Smoking crack stimulates the parvocellular neurosecretory cells in the hypothalamus. As a result, the hypophysiotopic hormone (cortisoltropic releasing hormone or CRH) is released into the portal circulation of the anterior pitutiary gland thus exciting the cells causing release of adenocortisoltropic hormone (ACH) into the general blood stream. ACH stimulates the adrenal cortex and releases cortisol which through negative feedback shuts down the production of ACH and leads to increased blood glucose levels, increased blood pressure, AND immunosuppression. This is good for giving energy
    2.) smoking crack also stimulates the norepinephrine system through diffuse modulatory systems. Basically the cell soma in the locus coeruleus is stimulated signalling a response to the cerebellum and the cerebral cortex this helps with arousal (why drug addicts are horny and having so many kids), learning and memory, and mood.
    3.) It releases oxytocin and vassopressin. Vassopressin is a ADH (antidiuretic hormone) that causes vasocontriction and decreases the amount of urination by retaining water in the kidneys.

19. 2018-04-23 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    18 shots of espresso
20. 2018-04-23 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nutmeg and air-duster