Just ordered a new phone.

1. 2018-04-21 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I don't know if I did the right thing but I just said FUCK IT and ordered it.
   https://www.essential.com/
   What say you NIGGAS???
2. 2018-04-22 at 10:47 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Really not one FUCKING replies.
   Jesus you guys's suck.
3. 2018-04-22 at 10:50 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I actually looked at the site but I'm an Apple customer for the most part, so I didn't have anything constructive to add. It does look like a very good device, though I must ask: what specifically made you choose it over a conventional model?
4. 2018-04-22 at 11:47 PM UTC

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   Bueno motherfucker
5. 2018-04-22 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Well it is very beautiful but phones are too slippery, I feel like that oughta be in a case to survive
   
   I dropped my samsung 8 large on the concrete or asphalt just a handfull of times before the screen chipped and cracked , aparently the repair is in the 300 dollar range.. They look cool but are sleek and slippery especially out of a pocket
6. 2018-04-23 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Zanick I actually looked at the site but I'm an Apple customer for the most part, so I didn't have anything constructive to add. It does look like a very good device, though I must ask: what specifically made you choose it over a conventional model?

   
   I drank the cool-aide LOL,I like Vanilla android.
7. 2018-04-23 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   Bueno motherfucker
8. 2018-04-23 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I drank the cool-aide LOL,I like Vanilla android.

   
   Can you elaborate on that? I'd think that if either of us were drinking a suicide cocktail in their choice of smartphone, it'd be the Apple loyalist.
9. 2018-04-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick I actually looked at the site but I'm an Apple customer for the most part, so I didn't have anything constructive to add. It does look like a very good device, though I must ask: what specifically made you choose it over a conventional model?

   
   Apple is the electronics company of choice for Cluster Bs
10. 2018-04-23 at 6:57 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Looks nice.
    
    Have you looked into tje root process? Does it come with root access?
11. 2018-04-23 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor Well it is very beautiful but phones are too slippery, I feel like that oughta be in a case to survive
    
    I dropped my samsung 8 large on the concrete or asphalt just a handfull of times before the screen chipped and cracked , aparently the repair is in the 300 dollar range.. They look cool but are sleek and slippery especially out of a pocket

    
    The only time I've ever broken a phone screen was when I threw it against the wall with force.
    
    I never understood people who always rotate between whole and cracked screen couple times a year. How do people do this?
12. 2018-04-23 at 7:24 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by A College Professor Well it is very beautiful but phones are too slippery, I feel like that oughta be in a case to survive
    
    I dropped my samsung 8 large on the concrete or asphalt just a handfull of times before the screen chipped and cracked , aparently the repair is in the 300 dollar range.. They look cool but are sleek and slippery especially out of a pocket

    
    tie a cable tie around it and chain it to your belt or something.
    
    like what gentlemen did with their pocket watches in the 20s.
13. 2018-04-23 at 7:24 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I never understood people who always rotate between whole and cracked screen couple times a year. How do people do this?

    
    2digit IQs.
14. 2018-04-23 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian The only time I've ever broken a phone screen was when I threw it against the wall with force.
    
    I never understood people who always rotate between whole and cracked screen couple times a year. How do people do this?

    
    cuz they drop it and it cracks then they replace it or have it fixed.
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by benny vader tie a cable tie around it and chain it to your belt or something.
    
    like what gentlemen did with their pocket watches in the 20s.

    
    this will repair the screen?
15. 2018-04-23 at 7:39 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by A College Professor this will repair the screen?

    
    youve mistaken prevention for cure.
16. 2018-04-23 at 7:40 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    how
17. 2018-04-23 at 8:15 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    when
18. 2018-04-23 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    where