I have 9 new girlfriends.

1. 2018-04-21 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think.
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop, 
   • HampTheToker
2. 2018-04-22 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Those bitches do be fly, son.
3. 2018-04-22 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #3
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Play on, playa.