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Eating meat exclusively

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is probably already a thing, but either way I'm getting on board. My objective is to essentially cancel out a vegan or vegetarian, so that basically their whole stance is meaningless and every time they take a bite into a head of cabbage or whatever it is they eat, they'll know that I am somewhere out there taking the same sized bite into a raw slab of snow leopard meat or whatever I have available at the time.

    I also happen to be a cat. And I can't die.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Unless you're a cat, I'm going to live a lot longer to assail your position than you mine. Actually, even if you are a cat.
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    Originally posted by Zanick Unless you're a cat, I'm going to live a lot longer to assail your position than you mine. Actually, even if you are a cat.

    Yeah but he will have killed way more animals than you saved by being vegetarian, so he wins
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  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but he will have killed way more animals than you saved by being vegetarian, so he wins

    You're right, but this only motivates me to more extreme acts of protest. If mmQ goes full carnivore, I join ALF.
  5. #5
    The Africa Leadership Forum?

    I never knew you was a brotha
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are the ALF/ELF even still around
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The Africa Leadership Forum?

    I never knew you was a brotha

    Yeah, I feel really strongly about Africa. Their people should be free go on safaris and commit genocide against one another, and they need whitey to show them how.
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  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by aldra are the ALF/ELF even still around

    The website is updated, and the forums are active. As long as people are committed to the cause, it lives on in one form or another. I don't think they're going anywhere.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick You're right, but this only motivates me to more extreme acts of protest. If mmQ goes full carnivore, I join ALF.



    That is a Darwin's Fox. They're native to the Chilean mainland and its largest coastal island, and there's less than 300 of them in existence. I'm eating an entire one for dinner tonight.
  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    That is a Darwin's Fox. They're native to the Chilean mainland and its largest coastal island, and there's less than 300 of them in existence. I'm eating an entire one for dinner tonight.

    Do you really trust the natives to keep me from putting a bomb inside its carcass if I slip them a $20? I can just be like, 'hey, here's some money, show me the only fox you're exporting today.'
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  11. #11
    Doesn’t look very tasty
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick Do you really trust the natives to keep me from putting a bomb inside its carcass if I slip them a $20?

    I'm like a billion steps ahead of you. I already have the fox. In fact I have a wide array of endangered species at my disposal. The truth is I've been planning this for a few years, just now getting around to making the thread and making it official.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm like a billion steps ahead of you. I already have the fox. In fact I have a wide array of endangered species at my disposal. The truth is I've been planning this for a few years, just now getting around to making the thread and making it official.

    I welcome your destruction of these populations on the brink. Right now I'm in the radical left, but wipe out an endangered species and you rally world regulatory agencies to my cause. Unless you're eating that fox on Chinese soil, you're helping me out.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm eating it on Chinese soil I forgot to mention that.
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    I heard my name
  16. #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Is it skinned already?
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick Is it skinned already?

    No
  18. #18
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Why don't we eat some delicious tofu instead?
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Why don't we eat some delicious tofu instead?

    I’ll have the mapo tofu
  20. #20
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've never understood why people combine meat with tofu. Does it really taste better than either of them individually?
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