I have notifications set for certain chicks on instagram.

1. 2016-07-04 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It pisses me off when it turns out it's just a photo of the sunset or some bullshit. Nobody. Fucking. Cares.
2. 2016-07-04 at 9:22 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Gotta agree, if you're gonna be an attention whore at least let me have something to jerk off to.
3. 2016-07-05 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You guys know that porn is free now, right?
4. 2016-07-06 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   You guys know that porn is free now, right?

   I know, it's just kinda nice to jerk off to someone that's not a pornstar, it's a dangers of the internet thing, if you post a picture of yourself someone somewhere is gonna jerk off to it and that person is probably gonna be me, besides they're whores, they want attention for the photos just not this sort.
5. 2016-07-06 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   I haven't made a instagram account yet but I have been thinking about it just to follow sluts and those bitches on the Disney channel