2018-04-20 at 12:35 AM UTC
I have no idea, I would’ve answered if I knew lol
2018-04-20 at 12:41 AM UTC
hes just random and weird idk
2018-04-20 at 12:58 AM UTC
Kinkou and I go way back. She called me when she was stuck on a mountain in a forest fire.
She was scared shitless and didn't know what to do.
Her house was on fire and she was crying, sure she was doomed to die.
The situation seemed hopeless and in a last ditch effort to save herself or just tell someone to tell her family she loved them, she called the fona-fone.
I went into rescue mode and told her to put on her roller blades.
Then I gave her strength and encouragement and told her to start blading down the mountain.
So basically I saved her from certain death.
Then she fell in love with me and moved as close to me as she could. (Still a few hours drive).
She has waited ever since for me to ride up on my horse in my shiney armor and take her away from her pain and misery and deliver her to eternal happiness living with me.
I am coming Kinkou.
I love you.
You are my best friend.
I will never let you down again.
Time has come for us to be together. To be happy and free.
I love you baby.
Daddy's coming!
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