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2018-04-18 at 5:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Haha. One of the servers on the weekends, Bobbie, the epitome of a fat slow-moving slob, will ask me every fucking Sunday for a smoke, acting all wore out like she's physically exhausted and neeeeds a smoke so bad. She reaches into her apron like she's saying here I'll give you some change and of course there's NEVER any quarters it's just like 60 cents in small coins, I think she sets it up that way hoping I'll be like nah nah keep your stupid little change but I always take it and I make her keep digging around until she finds all of it.
Then, I open my full pack making sure she sees it's full and I pull out like 3 or 4 of em and then pull one out of that and hand it to her and put the others back.
THEN, I berate her for being too fucking lazy to walk across the street to her car where she always, in fact, has a pack of smokes but is too fucking stupid to remember to bring them in with her.
This is practically a weekly routine. Fucking BOBBIE.
next time just unzip and tell her to smoke that instead. -
2018-04-18 at 5:33 AM UTC
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2018-04-18 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Haha. One of the servers on the weekends, Bobbie, the epitome of a fat slow-moving slob, will ask me every fucking Sunday for a smoke, acting all wore out like she's physically exhausted and neeeeds a smoke so bad. She reaches into her apron like she's saying here I'll give you some change and of course there's NEVER any quarters it's just like 60 cents in small coins, I think she sets it up that way hoping I'll be like nah nah keep your stupid little change but I always take it and I make her keep digging around until she finds all of it.
Then, I open my full pack making sure she sees it's full and I pull out like 3 or 4 of em and then pull one out of that and hand it to her and put the others back.
THEN, I berate her for being too fucking lazy to walk across the street to her car where she always, in fact, has a pack of smokes but is too fucking stupid to remember to bring them in with her.
This is practically a weekly routine. Fucking BOBBIE.
If this is all true, you are a hilarious asshole. Piece of shit. -
2018-04-18 at 5:38 AM UTCThink it's a better idea to quit cold turkey or just cut back slowly?
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2018-04-18 at 6:21 AM UTCNeither.
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2018-04-18 at 8:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Buy your own, cunt. Habitual bummers suck and everyone looks down on them.
this. i never give to ponces. maybe friends who've genuinely got caught out but never those dirty fucks who think they'll save their money and just smoke everyone elses. fuck them.
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2018-04-18 at 8:26 AM UTC
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2018-04-18 at 11:15 PM UTCI snort rapé everyday, it's an alternate to consume nicotine without smoking it. When I can and I want cigarettes, I smoke, but this situation it's rare since I prefer snorting the tobacco instead of smoking.
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2018-04-19 at 1:37 AM UTCI get the black American spirits
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2018-04-19 at 2:23 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 8:38 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 9:32 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 9:39 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 9:57 AM UTCI took 100mg edibles last night and couldn't stop vaping.
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2018-04-19 at 10:16 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 10:23 AM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 10:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo Yeah… That's why there's an ashtray. So people can put them out and not toss them where there might be spilled gas.
oh right, i guess its coz i live in a country where that isn't necessary coz even the most retarded people here know that you don't go anywhere near a gas station with a cigarette lit, so i found that kinda confusing. but yeah course, its america innit, lol.
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2018-04-19 at 10:50 AM UTCIf someone is dumb enough to smoke cigarettes while pumping gas they deserve what they get. Apparently that's a thing though, or those ashtrays wouldn't be there.
But I even live in bumfuck nowhere in the deep south and I haven't seen that. -
2018-04-19 at 11:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist oh right, i guess its coz i live in a country where that isn't necessary coz even the most retarded people here know that you don't go anywhere near a gas station with a cigarette lit, so i found that kinda confusing. but yeah course, its america innit, lol.
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Smoking near a gas station will not cause a fire or explosion. That's an urban myth. The fumes will not be ignited by a lit cigarette. Even a puddle of gasoline will just douse the cigarette.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
