ATTN: HandOfZek

1. 2018-04-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   You are very pretty.
   You may remember me from long ago. I am Fonaplats.
   Anyways...
   Why dont you call the fona-fone sometime.
   I would really like to catch up with you.
   You are a beautiful person and I love you.
   I really want to hold you and kiss you.
2. 2018-04-18 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #2
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   handofzek was elf omg on zoklet.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-04-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She is very attractive.
   I want to have her to myself.
   Does anyone know who I can get my hands on her?
4. 2018-04-18 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fonaplats She is very attractive.
   I want to have her to myself.
   Does anyone know who I can get my hands on her?

   
   Yeah, a lot of us.
5. 2018-04-18 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh wait. Is this the guy who shoved a curtain rod up his ass?
6. 2018-04-18 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Oh wait. Is this the guy who shoved a curtain rod up his ass?

   
   Exactly.
7. 2018-04-18 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
8. 2018-04-18 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dont love them anymore.
   I think I was just being delusional.
   I took my pills so I am sure it was just a side-effect,
   Forgive me Kinkou.
   I want your booty and your booty only
9. 2018-04-18 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Oh wait. Is this the guy who shoved a curtain rod up his ass?

   
   No that was a completely different person.
   
   HTS stuck a hi-liter up there.
10. 2018-04-18 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    Is this who I think it is?
11. 2018-04-18 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, it has to be the same person. The face looks okay now but I would always picture the man face sucking my cock. I do not want this person near my balls.
    
12. 2018-04-18 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #12
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol escape key
    
    he left his family to pursue his dreams of talking teenagers into suicide and ramming himself with curtain rods shortly after this photo was taken
13. 2018-04-18 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Highlighter and the guy that put a curtain rode up his ass are different. Those were some dark times.
14. 2018-04-18 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, its the same person. He had a sex change.
15. 2018-04-18 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #15
    

    HTS highlight reel
    I am not HoZ. This is me:
    
    

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    You are very pretty.

    
    This HoZ:
    
    

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    Totally different.
16. 2018-04-18 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #16
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Afraid to leave your stoop?
17. 2018-04-19 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    She looks like a drug addict on food stamps. I bet she's a cool person to hang out with.
18. 2018-04-19 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Aaaaaand I just found out that's HTS.
19. 2018-04-19 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers She looks like a drug addict on food stamps. I bet she's a cool person to hang out with.

    
    hehehehehehehe