SWIM would like a suicide vest

1. 2018-04-18 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SWIM want to go boom!
   SWIM want to make a big boom!
   SWIM just wants to be blowed into a bunch of tiny pieces so the forest creatures can eat him and maybe get his Hep C
2. 2018-04-18 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   There's a cure for that now pal.
3. 2018-04-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ There's a cure for that now pal.

   
   I do not want a cure. I enjoy infecting people and their pets.
4. 2018-04-18 at 3 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How about SWIM goes suicide by cop?
   That sounds easy
5. 2018-04-18 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can animals get hep c?
6. 2018-04-18 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Can animals get hep c?

   
   Dogs can get it but their system fights it off.
   I wish I knew this before I let all those dogs attack me
7. 2018-04-18 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your life sounds like it really sucks and I feel sorry for you, but I keep loling when you say shit like that.
   
   How many dogs lol?
8. 2018-04-18 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Your life sounds like it really sucks and I feel sorry for you, but I keep loling when you say shit like that.
   
   How many dogs lol?

   
   Inb4 "a pack's worth"
9. 2018-04-18 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I am at 7 or 8 right now.
   Dogs are nice and most of them only bit me because I cornered them and pulled their ears
10. 2018-04-18 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    wtf is a suicide vest?
    
    
    
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11. 2018-04-18 at 3:22 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist wtf is a suicide vest?
    
    
    
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    A vest made of suicide..
12. 2018-04-18 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh, makes sense i guess.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-04-18 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so can they make that just from one suicide or do they need to harvest loads just to make one suicide vest?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-04-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think it’s what terrorists use when they blow themselves up
15. 2018-04-18 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It is a vest that kills you
16. 2018-04-18 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh, a suicide bombers vest, i get it now yeah.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-04-18 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist oh, a suicide bombers vest, i get it now yeah.
    
    
    
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    No. I just want a vest that will make me look good and kill me too.
18. 2018-04-18 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    How do you feel about 7th century Islam?
19. 2018-04-18 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah. Basically the first terrorist suicide bomber tried it without a vest and just ended up killing himself and nobody else , so the other terrorists that were watching from a distance with binoculars and telescopes were like, ok that didn't work, we need to brainstorm.
    
    Then one guy was like, wait, what if we make vests out of his body? And the other ones were like.. dude, that..that is a good idea Chuck. So then they did that and made like 3 or 4 and ever since then they just keep recycling themselves into more and more suicide vests.
20. 2018-04-18 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fonaplats No. I just want a vest that will make me look good and kill me too.

    
    a suicide bombers vest would do that, definitely.
    
    
    
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