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I've noticed an announcement on the speakers a couple times at kroger...

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Something about security check the whatever section, I get the impression its to psych out anyone who might happen to be shoplifting at the moment. That might explain why the name of the section is in... "code", so its ambiguous and it wont matter where the shoplifter is.
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    Originally posted by Item 9 Something about security check the whatever section, I get the impression its to psych out anyone who might happen to be shoplifting at the moment, seems like something "Kroger" would do. That might explain why the name of the section is in… "code", so its ambiguous and it wont matter where the shoplifter is.

    Not related at all, but when I worked at a marina in the summers the dock hands always called "safety meetings" which were just code for us to all go smoke weed in the woods on the golf carts. haha. So maybe it's not even that. It's code for all the Krogers employees to sneak off and smoke a doobie together.
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    Not related at all, but one time when I was younger with my family at Walmart, we heard the parking lot speakers come on, some really strange noises come out, and then the speakers shut off

    My mom goes "that was probably a signal for a sleeper agent"
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