I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...

1. 2018-04-17 at 7:28 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ tequila
2. 2018-04-17 at 7:30 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I HATE YOU MOM!!!!
3. 2018-04-17 at 7:32 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   dang bro
   
   love ur mom cuz u only get 1 usually
4. 2018-04-17 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   where would you live if she died?
5. 2018-04-17 at 7:50 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   You know, chainhits mom died of cancer and it fucked him up real bad. That being said, my mom is a huge cunt and I rarely talk to her. I really only have anything to do with her because shes getting old and even more senile and I feel bad for her because I don't think she remembers all the shit she did to fuck me up.
6. 2018-04-17 at 8:25 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ha its all her fault huh you little bastard
7. 2018-04-17 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by A College Professor ha its all her fault huh you little bastard

   
   First of all I am bigger than you, ya little noodle armed MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING faggot. Second of all I take responsibility for who I am. Third, you should hang yourself from the bridge you park your meth camper under.
8. 2018-04-17 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn she died before you could tell her how much you hate her. That’s messed up fam. Now you never get that closure.
   
   That reminds me I had an ex who got given up for adoption right when she was born. She had major abandonment issues, then it didn’t make things better to find out who her real mom was and the fact that she went on to have like 6 more kids with a bunch of different dudes and actually kept all THOSE kids.
   
   She never spoke to her mom but reconnected with one of her half siblings. Then she found out her mom was dying of cancer but never went to visit her in the hospital despite her brother begging her to. Like she wanted to apologize for giving her up and all that and wanted to see her at least one time before the end. But then she died and the brother hates her now lol.
   
   So basically what I’m saying is you’re acting like a woman with mommy issues I guess?
9. 2018-04-17 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   What the fuck is wrong with my autocorrect? Morally superior being should have been MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
10. 2018-04-17 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob What the fuck is wrong with my autocorrect? Morally superior being should have been MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.

    
    turn caps lock on next time then.
11. 2018-04-17 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wait, so actor's mom is dead? i think his OP was a fox paws
12. 2018-04-17 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob What the fuck is wrong with my autocorrect? Morally superior being should have been MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.

    
    It’s a word enhancement, lanny thinks they are funny. Or at least he wants people to think he creates them for “the lulz” and it’s all a big joke, but actually he does it when someone insults him and he gets his feelings hurt.
    
    He’s also put word enhancements on “retarded” and “weak white” within hours after being called those things.
    
    The Soy Boy one is because infitityshock and others kept calling him that
13. 2018-04-17 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i think my testicles are swollen
14. 2018-04-17 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that feel
15. 2018-04-17 at 3:54 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s a word enhancement, lanny thinks they are funny. Or at least he wants people to think he creates them for “the lulz” and it’s all a big joke, but actually he does it when someone insults him and he gets his feelings hurt.
    
    He’s also put word enhancements on “retarded” and “weak white” within hours after being called those things.
    
    The Soy Boy one is because infitityshock and others kept calling him that

    
    Ahh, thank you. Also, what a weak faggot.
16. 2018-04-17 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I take it back...I take it all back :-(
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17. 2018-04-18 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Damn Actor that's fucked up and not something a rich man would say
18. 2018-04-18 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    What a terrible thing to wish on your mother. Why do you carry such animosity? What did she do to you?
19. 2018-04-18 at 4:29 AM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ I tried tequila, might've been trying to do a parody...i'm gonna just presume it was that to...
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20. 2018-04-18 at 5:23 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra where would you live if she died?

    
    its not like hes a baby joey that needs his mothers pouch to sleep in ...
    
    is he ???