2018-04-17 at 11:24 PM UTC
Was just in the bathroom and you know California is such a fucking shitty country that they don't even fucking have goddamn mirrors in their fucking bathrooms at grocery stores and places like that.
It's fucking crazy, most of them have these piece of shit sinks with the faucet that you have to push a button to turn on that only lasts for like three seconds.
So I was just at this grocery store to visit their bathroom in order to shave and someone knocks
I tell them I'm busy
Later more knocking
Finally this wetback looking handsome and well tanned individual looks at me with this disgruntled face with someone who works at the store next to it and I'm like "Hi, I'm fucking shaving" and shut the door on them.
Anyways they didn't have a mirror so I used my phone in selfie mode as a digital high tech 21st century mirror
Now you know, if you are in need of a shave but have no mirror in sight, use your phone.
2018-04-17 at 11:45 PM UTC
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2018-04-17 at 11:48 PM UTC
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
my immune system will be godlike
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