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Do you consume nicotine?

  1. 2018-04-17 at 9:08 PM UTC
    #21
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Daily Nobody gives a shit, you're just poor because you have a criminal record for beating your mother up over coffee that is made by a jedi company

    I'm poor? You're the one that bums cigarettes. I buy two packs at a time every other day.
  2. 2018-04-17 at 9:09 PM UTC
    #22
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I smoke like two cigarettes a month you black lunged waster
  3. 2018-04-17 at 9:10 PM UTC
    #23
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Daily I smoke like two cigarettes a month you black lunged waster

    So buy your own pack for fucking 6 bucks every ten months, you cheap leech.
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  4. 2018-04-17 at 9:12 PM UTC
    #24
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i smoke then quit for years then smoke again then quit for years because nicotine is my bitch
  5. 2018-04-17 at 9:13 PM UTC
    #25
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I bless smokers with my angelic presence, you are 12 years deep into suicide
  6. 2018-04-17 at 9:14 PM UTC
    #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I need a smoke I'll just offer you 50 cents right off the bat.
  7. 2018-04-17 at 9:16 PM UTC
    #27
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by mmQ If I need a smoke I'll just offer you 50 cents right off the bat.

    This has a 95% success rate and nobody ever takes the money because they don't want to appear cheap

    LSD is still fuming
  8. 2018-04-17 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #28
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ If I need a smoke I'll just offer you 50 cents right off the bat.

    And I'll give you one and say, "Nah, don't worry 'bout it, man."
  9. 2018-04-17 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #29
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Daily This has a 95% success rate and nobody ever takes the money because they don't want to appear cheap

    LSD is still fuming

    You probably cough when you inhale smoke.
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  10. 2018-04-17 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #30
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I felt strangely compelled to take up smoking after reading this thread. I just had four cigarettes and I feel like a better person. Thanks, OP.
  11. 2018-04-17 at 9:19 PM UTC
    #31
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You probably cough when you inhale smoke.

    You probably don't even do cardio to mitigate the long-term effects of smoking
  12. 2018-04-17 at 9:20 PM UTC
    #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Daily This has a 95% success rate and nobody ever takes the money because they don't want to appear cheap

    LSD is still fuming

    It's true. Probably more like 99%.

    Person A- hey bro can I get smoke off ya for like 50 cents or some shit?

    Person B- What? No, yeah man here just have a couple. All good.

    Person A- *offers the money again by extending hand with change*

    Person B- *short laugh* "Nah man don't worry about it."

    Every time.
  13. 2018-04-17 at 9:21 PM UTC
    #33
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Daily You probably don't even do cardio to mitigate the long-term effects of smoking

    Nah, I don't really like Italian food.

    I bet somebody has given you a cigarette they had previously dropped on the floor, and you didn't even know.
  14. 2018-04-17 at 9:52 PM UTC
    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ If I need a smoke I'll just offer you 50 cents right off the bat.

    I offer change or a dollar every time. Most people won’t accept it, but they like you more for offering.
  15. 2018-04-17 at 9:57 PM UTC
    #35
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by -mal- I offer change or a dollar every time. Most people won’t accept it, but they like you more for offering.

    Yeah, unless they know you're counting on them not actually taking it. I internally roll my eyes at that shit. And there have been a few times I actually took it, back when I was broke and could use it to help me get closer to paying for another pack. I'd say some shit about how normally I wouldn't take it, but I could actually really use it right now for such and such. The badly-concealed expression on the bum's face is usually amusing.
  16. 2018-04-17 at 10:01 PM UTC
    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, unless they know you're counting on them not actually taking it. I internally roll my eyes at that shit. And there have been a few times I actually took it, back when I was broke and could use it to help me get closer to paying for another pack. I'd say some shit about how normally I wouldn't take it, but I could actually really use it right now for such and such. The badly-concealed expression on the bum's face is usually amusing.


    I genuinely mean it though. I want people to take my dollar.
  17. 2018-04-17 at 10:15 PM UTC
    #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, unless they know you're counting on them not actually taking it. I internally roll my eyes at that shit. And there have been a few times I actually took it, back when I was broke and could use it to help me get closer to paying for another pack. I'd say some shit about how normally I wouldn't take it, but I could actually really use it right now for such and such. The badly-concealed expression on the bum's face is usually amusing.

    Haha. One of the servers on the weekends, Bobbie, the epitome of a fat slow-moving slob, will ask me every fucking Sunday for a smoke, acting all wore out like she's physically exhausted and neeeeds a smoke so bad. She reaches into her apron like she's saying here I'll give you some change and of course there's NEVER any quarters it's just like 60 cents in small coins, I think she sets it up that way hoping I'll be like nah nah keep your stupid little change but I always take it and I make her keep digging around until she finds all of it.

    Then, I open my full pack making sure she sees it's full and I pull out like 3 or 4 of em and then pull one out of that and hand it to her and put the others back.

    THEN, I berate her for being too fucking lazy to walk across the street to her car where she always, in fact, has a pack of smokes but is too fucking stupid to remember to bring them in with her.

    This is practically a weekly routine. Fucking BOBBIE.
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  18. 2018-04-18 at 2:50 AM UTC
    #38
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I quit cause I love myself and I don't want brown ass teeth. But I do still smoke a pack a week usually.
  19. 2018-04-18 at 2:51 AM UTC
    #39
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You didn't get the edit, depressed termenter
  20. 2018-04-18 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I buy two packs at a time every other day.

    this is only respectable in hardcore anti smoking state like jedi york.

    or something.
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