I’ve went through 3 semesters without making any friends.
Cuz my classes are all online
I did meet this hot slut at orientation (we had to show up). She gave me her number but I didn’t call because I could never find a good chance to cheat on my gf with her
Originally posted by Enter
i'm going to give you an out to admit you're lying and this never happened
or you're exagerating about the reason she gave your number
i can't deal with thsi shit, y does it never happen to me
No she really did give me her number, we got on pretty well. They split us into groups of 5 and it was mainly just me and her BSing with each other and the other 3 doing whatever the “getting to know you” assignment was.
She seemed pretty crazy, which usually gets attracted to me like a magnet. She was all tatted up and wore sunglasses inside.
Once I was at one of those illegal forest raves and I was on speed and dancing like a retard and some blur of a slut came over to dance with me and she was fucked on something big because she was making animal noises and then we held hands and walked off somewhere in the bushes and she sucked my flaccid amphetamine dick. No words were technically exchanged, just animal noises and me nodding along with an understanding look on my face
Enter I recommend your next move should be drugged up sluts at illegal raves where 100% of the females there are cognitively compromised. You can practice being stoic, holding frame and using minimalist game to fuck thots
I've wondered if I would've made friends if I'd gone to college, its possible I woulda just gone out to the classes, not talked, then drove right back home after and been like "wtf, why I make no friends"
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