lol fuk it, I got nothing to lose, I'm just gonna say what I think from now on

1. 2018-04-17 at 7:10 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   whenever I see an ugly bargirl or something, I'm just gonna call her out on it like, "your nosering looks fucking stupid" etc.
   
   don't get me wrong, i do this all teh time when im drunk, but im gonna start doing it sober.
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2. 2018-04-17 at 7:16 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   No you won't.
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3. 2018-04-17 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm gonna finally make fun of their stupid fucking tattoos as well
   
   

   Originally posted by stupid noob No you won't.

   
   SHADDAP STUMPY
4. 2018-04-17 at 7:21 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   I'll jam this stump in your ass all the way to the knee.
5. 2018-04-17 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah noserings suck!
6. 2018-04-17 at 8:57 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by stupid noob I'll jam this stump in your ass all the way to the knee.

   
   is that how you lost it in the first place
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7. 2018-04-17 at 8:59 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra is that how you lost it in the first place

   
   *Waves his butt at stupid noob, teasing* I've got your leeeggg! I've got your leeeggg!
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   • aldra
8. 2018-04-17 at 9:49 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by stupid noob I'll jam this stump in your ass all the way to the knee.

   
   Wouldn't that be not very far, though?
9. 2018-04-17 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nose rings and tattoos are sexy tho
10. 2018-04-17 at 10:49 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    no they are not
11. 2018-04-17 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They are on attractive people
12. 2018-04-17 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't like face piercings at all
    
    Tattoos CAN be sexy but the way women nowadays do them it just makes them look like giant sluts
    
    Edit: Now that I think about it though, I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo on a woman irl that I liked
    
    Maybe it's just the idea of them or the personality that tattoos convey or something that I sometimes like. Hmm.
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13. 2018-04-17 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox Tattoos CAN be sexy but the way women nowadays do them it just makes them look like giant sluts

    
    ...That’s what makes it sexy
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14. 2018-04-17 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I quite like sluts, crazies, etc
15. 2018-04-17 at 10:56 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    inspired by sam hyde btw:
    
    
16. 2018-04-17 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i hate all women because ill never get laid
17. 2018-04-17 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I quite like sluts, crazies, etc

    
    I like certain kinds of crazy but not slutty
    
    Unfortunately, all the crazies seem to be slutty
18. 2018-04-17 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Edit: Never mind, we've all said that a million times, no point in repeating it again
19. 2018-04-17 at 3 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wouldn't that be not very far, though?

    
    I guess not compared to what he usually takes in his gaping asshole.
20. 2018-04-17 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I tried doing this once in grade school, and I told some girl that she's "very self-centered." She starting hitting me, and wouldn't shut the fuck up, and that was the end of my very gay experiment. Good luck.