2018-04-17 at 4:22 AM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
You clicked this thread because you know I am right.
I eat healthy and exercise. I have a nice home and car. My taste is exquisite, I enjoy fine art and opera. I eat the finest foods. I do not consume junk food or animal carcass, I eat salads and tofu. I do not watch commercial television, I only watch documentaries in the highest definition.
You look at me and you are filled with seething and anger, because you know I am better than you are and that you can never compete. Yet I don't even brag or rub it in your face. I am the supreme moral being. Billions of generations of life have evolved for one purpose - to give birth to me. Do not try to compete. There is no point. Enjoy being in my presence.
