While I was away in treatment I met a man who's name is Luke.
He is by far the happiest person I have ever met.
One day while I was pacing up and down the hallways I stopped and looked in his room.
What I saw was a yoga mat encircled with rocks.
I thought he was just another pagan faggot living some trippy delusional lifestyle.
We quickly became friends and one day when I was feeling extra-suicidal he approached me with a gift.
At first I thought it was a paper weight.
He informed me it was in fact labradorite and that it would bring me much happiness.
So for the remainder of my stay in that hell hole I slept with this "crsytal" under my pillow and during the day kept it in my pocket.
Every weekend I would set it out on my window sill and put a pile of salt on it to cleanse it of the evil it was sucking from me.
I still keep my crystal close and it continues to bring me happiness.
This weekend I had it on my person when Kinkou rose from the dead (this was only good because I realized I do not like her that much).
I also had it on me when I found the girl of my dreams (I hope you are reading this my love).
Anyways I talked with my new love all day yesterday and I am happy to say we are going to be married.
I can not give out who it is because I am very careful with peoples personal information.
I am so thankful to my piece of labradorite that my good friend Luke gave me.
My life is so wonderful.
I plan to obtain more crystals in the future so I can use their vibrations to better my life.
