When I was a kid at the supermarket with my parents, I'd BEG them for...

1. 2018-04-16 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...all the sweet looking foods in the bakery section. There'd be these cookies in the shapes of my favorite cartoon characters, all sorts of mouth-watering cookies, etc. But they'd say no, they were bad for my health.
   
   So I recently realized I'm an adult and can finally buy these things on my own. But every time I go to the supermarket, they don't have these things anymore. It's all health shit now.
2. 2018-04-16 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just liked fucking with stuff in the store and grinding coffee beans or making the worlds largest bag of mixed bulk candy.
3. 2018-04-16 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #3
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   The only things that still taste good to me from my childhood are pizza rolls and mountain dew.
   Everything else sucks.