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1. 2018-04-16 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws If you’re trying to cyber just do it in PM. Fuck it’s so gross to watch your middle aged ass trying to flirt in public

   
   we have a group chat for one of our assignments, where we're only supposed to talk about work, but 90% of the convo is me and this one chick going back and forth and flirting with each other. lol, i'm fucked for the peer evaluations...
2. 2018-04-16 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know how to flirt??? Show me some of the convo.. for analysis
3. 2018-04-16 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #83
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter we have a group chat for one of our assignments, where we're only supposed to talk about work, but 90% of the convo is me and this one chick going back and forth and flirting with each other. lol, i'm fucked for the peer evaluations…

   
   well as long as you get your dick wet don't worry about it.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-16 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist well as long as you get your dick wet don't worry about it.
   
   
   
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   I won't though. I never do. No girls want me, I'm ugly.
5. 2018-04-16 at 12:11 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You know how to flirt??? Show me some of the convo.. for analysis

   
   Me:
   why did u reference me in that last paragraph
   
   Her:
   becaaauuuuse
   you're smart and stuff. i was crediting you!
   yeah thats it
   youre smart like a robot
   
   Me:
   lol
   like a robot
   reminds me of that shit band
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t39gzSJ7OV8
   
   Her:
   I LOVE AQUA!!!
   I LISTEN TO THEM EVERY DAY!!!
   
   Me:
   Haha
   that explains a lot
6. 2018-04-16 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Loooooolll stfu
7. 2018-04-16 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Loooooolll stfu

   
   lol, what?
8. 2018-04-16 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She called you robotic, then you insulted one of her favorite bands, and then insulted her personally for listening to them. How is that possibly flirting haha. Come on even you can’t think that’s flirting, you’re just fucking around.
   
   Post the good bits where you and her actually got on
9. 2018-04-16 at 12:19 PM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean you can’t even call that “negging” if there was no payoff. Where’s the payoff
10. 2018-04-16 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws She called you robotic, then you insulted one of her favorite bands, and then insulted her personally for listening to them. How is that possibly flirting haha. Come on even you can’t think that’s flirting, you’re just fucking around.
    
    Post the good bits where you and her actually got on

    
    If I insult her but add "haha" along with it, then it's flirting.
    
    Lmao what the fuck is flirting then.
11. 2018-04-16 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I mean you can’t even call that “negging” if there was no payoff. Where’s the payoff

    
    there will never be a payoff, girls don't like me, and never will because my hemorrhoids have prevented me from working out. i've practically given up.
12. 2018-04-16 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Flirting usually has some kind of reciprocation. If it was in person you could probably tell by her body language but online all you got is what she says. And I don’t see her saying anything back to you even remotely receptive. But you didn’t post the whole convo right
13. 2018-04-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter there will never be a payoff, girls don't like me, and never will because my hemorrhoids have prevented me from working out. i've practically given up.

    
    Lol don’t give up. Just work out through the hemorrhoids. You can just fix your anus later when you’re buff.
14. 2018-04-16 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol don’t give up. Just work out through the hemorrhoids. You can just fix your anus later when you’re buff.

    
    But my workout routine goes right up to my USA trip. I'm not going to have a fucking broken, sore asshole on my holiday. That'd be fucked.
    
    

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Flirting usually has some kind of reciprocation. If it was in person you could probably tell by her body language but online all you got is what she says. And I don’t see her saying anything back to you even remotely receptive. But you didn’t post the whole convo right

    
    I'm the reciprocater, she posts 2 times as much as I do. And yeah, I posted a very small excerpt.
15. 2018-04-16 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hmmm well I dunno maybe she is into you then. You should pursue it. Is she hot
16. 2018-04-16 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Hmmm well I dunno maybe she is into you then. You should pursue it. Is she hot

    
    yeah she's good looking, but i'm not pursuing it. holy fuck my asshole hurts right now.
17. 2018-04-16 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter But my workout routine goes right up to my USA trip. I'm not going to have a fucking broken, sore asshole on my holiday. That'd be fucked.

    
    But you’re not gonna be using your asshole during your trip right lol. You’ll be using your penis if anything
18. 2018-04-16 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what the fuck is flirting, give me an example
19. 2018-04-16 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws But you’re not gonna be using your asshole during your trip right lol. You’ll be using your penis if anything

    
    well, I picture it to be a lot like the roadtrip in dumb and dumber.
    
    
20. 2018-04-16 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter what the fuck is flirting, give me an example

    
    Fuck I dunno. It’s hard to explain. You can just tell. A lot of it is nonverbal.
    
    Also speaking in innuendo and seeing if she plays along. Making her laugh. If you do insult her jokingly, whether she laughs it off with you instead of actually getting offended. Uhh other stuff too.