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imagine if i actually dated that girl instead of standing her up

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    so many girls in my life i ignored......... i'm sure one of them would have worked out

    and right now i wouldn't be lonely.... i could actually hop into bed and put my arms around someone......

    i can't stand these lonely nights.
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    Nights? Dude it’s 9am
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    Time zone joke
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    But yeah I’ve been telling you for ages to stop this self destructive behavior. Women are actually alright.

    When did you stand her up again? Wasn’t that years ago?
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    He stood me up. Now he hates me.
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws But yeah I’ve been telling you for ages to stop this self destructive behavior. Women are actually alright.

    When did you stand her up again? Wasn’t that years ago?

    mid-late 2016. i'm an idiot. i don't know what the fuck i'm doing....
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    Retribution Yung Blood
    Do you really want some girl eating, burping and flatulating around you and just generally being in your space and watching you 24/7

    Judging your worth as a man every second of every day, in everything you do

    You can't watch your Seinfeld show because she's judging how much time you spend watching it and if she should "trade up" and find another, better man with goals and a better provider status

    Or taking a shit in your bathroom

    Being alone is cool, fun and comfortable. You know nobody is going to get in the way of you having a nice relaxing time
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    I think the ideal stage in a relationship is when you’re dating seriously/exclusively but not living together. If I could just keep doing that forever I’d probably be happier.
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    Originally posted by Retribution Do you really want some girl eating, burping and flatulating around you and just generally being in your space and watching you 24/7

    Judging your worth as a man every second of every day, in everything you do

    You can't watch your Seinfeld show because she's judging how much time you spend watching it and if she should "trade up" and find another man

    Or taking a shit in your bathroom

    Being alone is cool, fun and comfortable. You know nobody is going to get in the way of you having a nice relaxing time

    yeah this makes me feel better.

    also... glue in vaginas?
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    Retribution Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Enter yeah this makes me feel better.

    also… glue in vaginas?

    glue in vaginas.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I think the ideal stage in a relationship is when you’re dating seriously/exclusively but not living together. If I could just keep doing that forever I’d probably be happier.

    Yeah this is annoying. I always fall into the trap of believing more of a good thing is better.
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    I shouldn’t have said that. I don’t mean it. I’m just pissed that I live with a psycho right now.

    If I lived with a sweet, sane person that doesn’t maltreat me all the time then I’d be happy.
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    Originally posted by Enter so many girls in my life i ignored……… i'm sure one of them would have worked out

    and right now i wouldn't be lonely…. i could actually hop into bed and put my arms around someone……

    i can't stand these lonely nights.

    I say this now and again but I always tell myself I'd rather feel alone and actually BE alone than to be laying next to someone and still feel alone
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If it makes you feel better, those girls are going to die one day. If you start working on it now, maybe all at once.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I shouldn’t have said that. I don’t mean it. I’m just pissed that I live with a psycho right now.

    If I lived with a sweet, sane person that doesn’t maltreat me all the time then I’d be happy.

    That would Neva happen tho
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