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1. 2018-04-16 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stupid noob I got hurt in an accident

   
   HAHAH HE ADMITS IT
2. 2018-04-16 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #22
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Enter HAHAH HE ADMITS IT

   
   and you don't deny it.
3. 2018-04-16 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #23
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   my money's on enter for this one
   
   GO ON ENTER MY SON, DESTROY HIM.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-16 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #24
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by NARCassist my money's on enter for this one
   
   GO ON ENTER MY SON, DESTROY HIM.
   
   
   
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   He couldn't destroy a woman, what makes you think he can destroy a man?
5. 2018-04-16 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #25
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by stupid noob He couldn't destroy a woman, what makes you think he can destroy a man?

   
   just as well he's not up against a man then i guess
   
   
   
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6. 2018-04-16 at 8:55 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stupid noob He couldn't destroy a woman, what makes you think he can destroy a man?

   
   *gently nudges stupid noob, causing him to fall over*
7. 2018-04-16 at 8:56 AM UTC

   #27
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Enter *gently nudges stupid noob, causing him to fall over*

   
   That shit wouldn't work even if I wasn't wearing my leg, since my left leg is strong as fuck and I have amazing balance from hopping around on one foot while waiting for the prosthetic. Not to be confused with PAthetic, aka your life.
8. 2018-04-16 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #28
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by stupid noob from hopping around on one foot

   
   glad i wasn't drinking coffee when i read that.
   
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2018-04-16 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   OP is a liar, he's going to do it for like two posts and then give up on it
10. 2018-04-16 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob That shit wouldn't work even if I wasn't wearing my leg, since my left leg is strong as fuck and I have amazing balance from hopping around on one foot while waiting for the prosthetic. Not to be confused with PAthetic, aka your life.

    
    hahahahhaha I can imagine you hopping around, that's hilarious
    
    do you listen to hip hop? lmao!
11. 2018-04-16 at 9:01 AM UTC

    #31
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if he was a cowboy he'd be hop along cassidy
    
    
    
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12. 2018-04-16 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #32
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enter hahahahhaha I can imagine you hopping around, that's hilarious
    
    do you listen to hip hop? lmao!

    
    Both your legs work and I still get more pussy than you.
13. 2018-04-16 at 9:05 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Both your legs work and I still get more pussy than you.

    
    you get one pussy and it's attached to a fat bitch
14. 2018-04-16 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #34
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enter you get one pussy and it's attached to a fat bitch

    
    Implying I stay faithful.
15. 2018-04-16 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #35
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ah man, noobs just asking for it, lul.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-04-16 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Implying I stay faithful.

    
    I wouldn't stay faithful either if I was married to that thing.
17. 2018-04-16 at 9:11 AM UTC

    #37
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enter I wouldn't stay faithful either if I was married to that thing.

    
    And who would you get to fuck you? Masturbation doesnt count.
18. 2018-04-16 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob And who would you get to fuck you? Masturbation doesnt count.

    
    nobody, women don't like me. i can admit that.
19. 2018-04-16 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #39
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ooh noob might have turned it around here, can he follow it up tho!
    
    
    
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20. 2018-04-16 at 9:22 AM UTC

    #40
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enter nobody, women don't like me. i can admit that.

    
    I'll bet you post on the reddit incels section, and r9k.