ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.

1. 2018-04-16 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What’s the story
2. 2018-04-16 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws What’s the story

   
   Not much to it; I think either Vizier or Unwyred didn't believe that "involuntary manslaughter" was a real juridical term, and we went back and forth for ages. I don't know why I didn't just give them a fucking google result. Was google shitter than it was back in 2011 or some shit? No, it couldn't have been.
3. 2018-04-16 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DUMB ARGUMENT. What’s the story about Chi literally murdering someone? (I’m dubious that “involuntary manslaughter” is actually a thing)
4. 2018-04-16 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DUMB ARGUMENT. What’s the story about Chi literally murdering someone? (I’m dubious that “involuntary manslaughter” is actually a thing)

   
   https://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/involuntary-manslaughter-overview.html
5. 2018-04-16 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Omg I was just kidding I know it’s a real thing. Oh nevermind, you’re probably just trolling anyway. I thought you said you heard from chi sometime last year
6. 2018-04-16 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #66
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's weird that killing the guy your wife is cheating on you with is used as an example for voluntary manslaughter. How is that not murder?
7. 2018-04-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Omg I was just kidding I know it’s a real thing. Oh nevermind, you’re probably just trolling anyway. I thought you said you heard from chi sometime last year

   
   Nah he's out but I honestly don't remember the details of why he was put away.
8. 2018-04-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That's weird that killing the guy your wife is cheating on you with is used as an example for voluntary manslaughter. How is that not murder?

   
   OH THAT'S RIGHT, it was VOLUNTARY manslaughter.
   
   Those idiots on Zoklet thought it was contradictory and wasn't a real term.
9. 2018-04-16 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That's weird that killing the guy your wife is cheating on you with is used as an example for voluntary manslaughter. How is that not murder?

   
   We really need to bring back the death penalty for adultery
   
   Or at least 30 days or a fine or something
10. 2018-04-16 at 4 AM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Juicebox We really need to bring back the death penalty for adultery
    
    Or at least 30 days or a fine or something

    
    I believe what the smarts say to lines like this is 'call your local congressmen' or something.
11. 2018-05-04 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Also daily is a very hot girl who will be my valentine this year.

    
    Neat. I'm going to try asking Lanny out. Did you know that she's writing her own forum system, though it'll probably turn out to be a crock of shit?
12. 2018-05-04 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #72
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Everyone of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us!
13. 2018-05-04 at 9:06 AM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is so stupid all of it how do I escape this on zoklet. Why are homo erectus posing as humans here?
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14. 2018-05-04 at 10:07 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I think I have a vagina right now?
15. 2018-05-04 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    hey guyz im brandin and i lik liserds LOL
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16. 2018-05-04 at 10:25 AM UTC

    #76
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man OH THAT'S RIGHT, it was VOLUNTARY manslaughter.
    
    Those idiots on Zoklet thought it was contradictory and wasn't a real term.

    
    no that was me calling enter out coz he was calling it 'attempted manslaughter' which isn't a thing. he wasn't calling it involuntary manslaughter, at least not at first anyway. but i was 'its all mememememe with me' back on zoklet in them days.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-05-04 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #77
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    hey unwyred nice fetus, wanna bring it to the white house?
18. 2018-05-04 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #78
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Ahhh, 2011. It was a very good year for me.
19. 2018-05-04 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #79
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Juicebox This is so stupid all of it how do I escape this on zoklet. Why are homo erectus posing as humans here?

    
    this thread is ONE GIANT CRESCENDO OF SHIT
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20. 2018-05-04 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *does line of mxe and 5/6-apb and goes to a rave*
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