2018-04-14 at 11:24 PM UTC
Would you shit first, or...?
2018-04-14 at 11:26 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
I'd shit first, hell I'd probably take a laxative and fast a bit before hand. I want some dignity in my death.
2018-04-14 at 11:52 PM UTC
Of course you shit, dress up nice, delete the porn of your computer, etc.
2018-04-14 at 11:56 PM UTC
Yes. But make sure to put it to good use.
2018-04-15 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2018-04-15 at 4:53 AM UTC
What if you commited suicide by swallowing a lethal amount of fent/benzo powder like 8 minnutes ago?
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2018-04-15 at 8:02 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
depends on the situation
shitting on the floor of the cockpit before taking control of the plane would leave some amusing questions for the air crash investigators
2018-04-15 at 1:16 PM UTC
Shit first and probably change my mind about suicide immediately afterwards
2018-04-15 at 1:21 PM UTC
I would go and do errands first, like grocery shopping, pick up my dry cleaning etc. That way when they find me the cops will be like “who does errands just to come home and immediately kill themselves? Something doesn’t add up.. it must be MURDER”
So they’d waste time investigating
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2018-04-15 at 1:23 PM UTC
Tax dollars hard at work, partner 🤠
2018-04-15 at 1:26 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Who gives a shit. You're about to kill yourself. When you're dead, you're dead. Apparently, things have gotten so bad for you, you're ready to do it, so fuck everyone else. Let em' clean your shit. Assholes.
2018-04-15 at 1:51 PM UTC
there is no blanketed answer
Some people (or most) would want dignity as nil stated.
But the fun ones are the ones who leave deathbed confessions. some of you tools would probably troll-death yourselfs.
Have a treasure map tattood on your back. tell people you were poisoned by the KGB and say that the KGB and CIA are all aliens from some planet name Zok.
Mess with your family by having a quick sex change operation (and using your brother's (or sisters) ID and Med card-bank account to end up paying for it. and then make the family (who had obviously no knowledge) that you were always the opposite sex in mind and they always made you feel like a freak.
and in some 2400bps member freaks might do.. Hang yourself in the suicide forest but first tying your hands and feet and making it look like a murder trying to look like a suicide. and writing "Paul Hackett" did it on your leg in a sharpie. that way your buddy, Paul gets blamed for it.
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