I just stuck a nozzel in my ass and squirted hemorrhoid cream up there.

1. 2018-04-14 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Feels good man.
2. 2018-04-14 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   squirting meth and oxycodone up your ass together at the same time is better
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3. 2018-04-14 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Omg stfu about the hemorrhoids already lol.
   
   You’re like this character from Phoenix Wright:
   
   
4. 2018-04-14 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is how I know you're gay.
5. 2018-04-14 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actually it reminds me of a long ass time ago when I used to work at a coffee shop...I worked with this one chick who was pretty sexy a lot and we had this regular customer who would come in and attempt to somehow woo her by talking about his colon problems for 20 minutes. Eventually she just started hiding in the back when he came in and had me take his order and make the drink.