I'm just going to tell myself I'm a virgin.

1. 2018-04-14 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to pretend I never had a girlfriend, that was a fluke anyway. I'm practically a virgin so I'm just gonna tell myself I'm a virgin so I can be a bigger victim than I already am.
   
   Half joking... but yeah serious.
   
   I AM A VIRGIN, NO WOMEN WANT ME. In fact, I've never even been on a date with a girl.
2. 2018-04-14 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I tell myself I'm still a virgin because I didn't actually like any of the people I've slept with
3. 2018-04-14 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’ve had sex thousands of times
4. 2018-04-14 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should go rape some bitch at knifepoint.
5. 2018-04-14 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Maybe if you stopped obsessing over women, you'd get more of em.