pity is very underrated

1. 2018-04-14 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm gonna start telling people i'm a kissless hugless virgin.
2. 2018-04-14 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don’t do that
3. 2018-04-14 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Don’t do that

   
   why not? sometimes i lie about my failures with women to people irl, to make them feel pity for me and so they also start to think women really are scum.
4. 2018-04-14 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you gotta say it in a way so that it makes it sound like you're choosing to be a virgin though, not that you just haven't been able to get laid your entire life. then maybe you will get lucky and some girl will think its hot to take your virginity. maybe. or maybe that only happens in porn idk
5. 2018-04-14 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter why not? sometimes i lie about my failures with women to people irl, to make them feel pity for me and so they also start to think women really are scum.

   
   Because I thought you were being honest this year
6. 2018-04-14 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Because I thought you were being honest this year

   
   lol. ugh yeah...