Things to say/do to tripping people in passing

1. 2018-04-13 at 9:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pretense: You have no morals and have found some strangers who are quite obviously on psychedelics. Nobody else is around. What would you say/do to freak them out?
2. 2018-04-13 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I would throw them a ball.
3. 2018-04-13 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Like a beach ball.
4. 2018-04-13 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol, i wouldn't. i might try to chat with them for a little while about how their trip is going though, or try to discuss some mindblowing shit with them.
5. 2018-04-14 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   Brutal rape.
6. 2018-04-14 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   xy0 Houston
   You dropped your pocket..
   jk
   
   Talk about some sort of time loop or paradox. Be weird. If they are pretty, try to sleep with them. You know the drill,
7. 2018-04-14 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stupid noob Brutal rape.

   
   the logistics of this seem difficult
8. 2018-04-14 at 3:46 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by greenplastic the logistics of this seem difficult

   
   Rape is never difficult
9. 2018-04-14 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   A fortune cookie quote, then walk away.
10. 2018-04-14 at 4:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "This is going to last forever."
11. 2018-04-14 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Rape is never difficult

    
    it is if u in a wheelchair nigga
12. 2018-04-14 at 5:36 AM UTC

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    xy0 Houston
    "Your parents know what you are doing, and they do not approve."
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13. 2018-04-14 at 5:50 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    start chasing them with an axe jason style
    
    
    
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14. 2018-04-14 at 8:27 AM UTC

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    Xlite African Astronaut
    It really also depends on the substance.
    If i'm on a high enough dose of acid i get confused pretty easily and this can turn bad real quick especially if someone is hostile towards me or people i care about. It doesn't take long to convince me that your intention is harmful and so i'll probably end up bashing your skull in and i would be more effective at that than without acid in my system. Acid unlocks me, it gives me full bodily control and it improves my wing chun dramatically.
    
    If i was on shrooms, i'd probably laugh at your attempts to fuck me up.
    
    If i was on dmt, you wouldn't be seeing me outside on the streets that's for fucking sure.
    I've only done a small dose of dmt once, and you don't really feel like going for a walk after the first hit. Really, you feel more like sitting back and dying while everything turn into sacred geometry.
    
    If i was on a high dose of divinorum i probably wouldn't even be able to understand the words coming out of your mouth and even if i did, i would be busy with figuring out if you are who you're supposed to be, and if i'm who i'm supposed to be.
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