im never going to have a girlfriend

1. 2018-04-13 at 7:28 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm a fucking loser
   
   i'll never be buff because of my fucking hemorrhoids so no girl will ever see me as sexual
   
   i'm destined to be alone
   
   hello what's this
   
   hi there little guy. would you like to hang out with me.
   
   
   
   "sure, i bet we could be best friends mr mcblunderful"
2. 2018-04-13 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You don't want one it hurts like hell when they leave.
3. 2018-04-13 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel You don't want one it hurts like hell when they leave.

   
   that sucks bro, but now you know why i plan to leave them first every time
4. 2018-04-13 at 10:50 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just give up on it and, i know this sounds cliche as fuck, but be yourself. All of your friends will probably start hating you and will quit hanging out with you but the ones that stay and any new ones you make will be TRUE friends. You'll feel better. I sure did.
   
   And if you meet a girl and get together, you'll know she actually fell in love with YOU, not the person you were pretending to be.
   
   Hopefully this makes sense.
5. 2018-04-13 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox Just give up on it and, i know this sounds cliche as fuck, but be yourself. All of your friends will probably start hating you and will quit hanging out with you but the ones that stay and any new ones you make will be TRUE friends. You'll feel better. I sure did.
   
   And if you meet a girl and get together, you'll know she actually fell in love with YOU, not the person you were pretending to be.
   
   Hopefully this makes sense.

   
   it does, but that's what i've actually been doing, at least since the start of the year.
   
   the girl who i made a thread about recently saying she's been talking to me more, she stopped talking to me today after i suggested we go out and smash cars. oh well lol.
6. 2018-04-13 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #6
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Every night, I would scratch my anus and smell my fingers.

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

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7. 2018-04-13 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mso8 Houston
   you know what to do
8. 2018-04-13 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Aren't you a student? Colleges and universities are crawling with pussy from every single caste and of all types that you didn't even know existed.
9. 2018-04-13 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #9
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]

   Originally posted by Enter i'll never be buff because of my fucking hemorrhoids

   
   is this a meme