2018-04-13 at 9:16 AM UTC
I am insane, so I get money from the goverment.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-04-13 at 9:44 AM UTC
Wellsir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
2018-04-13 at 9:51 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I knew that the pizza was going to give me diarrhea, so I had to race across the street...back to highschool.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I fix cars 2 and a half days a week.
The rest of the time I do what ever the fuck I want.
2018-04-13 at 12:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I make pizzas. You?
You're a GOT DAMN LIAR
You're going around causing Havoc in Jack in the Box's
.You're like that Havoc guy on the insurance commercials. You live on a tree branch waiting for someone to drive underneath you. :(
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-04-13 at 12:15 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-04-13 at 12:17 PM UTC
Sorry Angry Onion.. I pormised I wouldn't swear so much :(
I'm watching Alan Parson Project and wondering the one younger guy they have on stage who in a baby blue colored vest and white dress shirt with his faux mini hawk-- How much they pay this twink. He looks like he's enjoying himself. Natural Drugs .. wish I could get as high naturally like a gay dude without all of the buchsechsn
totally queen'n it up. no instrument but sings the soprano of "I believe you're mine"
Favorit Copter cop song..no doubt.
I can read your mind.. I believe you're mine"
:D mustach'o and all
2018-04-13 at 12:21 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
beta BETA
(But I Don't Want To Jump)
2018-04-13 at 1:40 PM UTC
unemployed, government gives me $$$ 2 go 2 school
i'm the definition of white privilege
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-04-13 at 5:09 PM UTC
I boss people like Bill Krozby around
2018-04-13 at 5:44 PM UTC
I steal peoples wallets outside the bank at night.