Me when someone complains about their life, despite me having hemorrhoids:

1. 2018-04-13 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
2. 2018-04-13 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you forgot the "YOU FUCKING CUNTS I'LL KILL YOU"
3. 2018-04-13 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the good thing about hemorrhoids though is that by the time a chick sees your asshole, if she even does at all, the two of you are most likely already both naked