Enter has a date. With a woman.

1. 2018-04-12 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So yeah, I asked out a girl who I haven't seen IRL in months. She said that sounded good, but then I said I'll only have time in 2 months.
   
   So yeah, I have a date in 2 months time. Why 2 months? Because that's the end of my fitness routine, when I'll be buff and attractive.
   
   So this girl will be thinking to herself, "ugh can't believe I agreed to go on this fucking date with this loser..." then when she sees the bearded, fit and masculine guy instead of the boy she once knew? Her thoughts will change then! Then hopefully it all works out, we continue dating, and I can emotionally destroy her for thinking I was a loser.
2. 2018-04-12 at 10:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   joke's on you, there won't be anywhere to go in 2 months
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3. 2018-04-12 at 10:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra joke's on you, there won't be anywhere to go in 2 months

   
   lol. ugh...
4. 2018-04-12 at 10:47 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   WW3 aside, it does seem like scheduling a date for 2 months ahead of time is overkill.
5. 2018-04-12 at 10:47 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is there really going to be WW3? :( I'm scared.
6. 2018-04-12 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Enter Is there really going to be WW3? :( I'm scared.

   
   
7. 2018-04-12 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   "Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any event, the United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our “Thank you America?”"
8. 2018-04-12 at 10:58 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   he seems flat out schizophrenic if you read his last few tweets in order
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9. 2018-04-12 at 11:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2018-04-12 at 12:58 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]

    Originally posted by aldra he seems flat out schizophrenic if you read his last few tweets in order

    
    That's his schtick.
11. 2018-04-12 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    mso8 Houston
    in 2 months? i will be impressed if she hasn't either changed her mind or forgotten about you by then. then again, if she forgets you just schedule a date then
12. 2018-04-12 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mso8 in 2 months? i will be impressed if she hasn't either changed her mind or forgotten about you by then. then again, if she forgets you just schedule a date then

    
    Yeah I will, I'll remind her.
13. 2018-04-12 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol yea 2 months is hella long she'll prob forget
14. 2018-04-12 at 1:40 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic lol yea 2 months is hella long she'll prob forget

    
    i'll remind herrrrrrrr
15. 2018-04-12 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    2 months sounds beyond weird.
16. 2018-04-12 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    whatevs
17. 2018-04-12 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I only have time 2 months from now."
    
    Ha
18. 2018-04-12 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ "I only have time 2 months from now."
    
    Ha

    
    makes me sound important!
19. 2018-04-12 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    2 months is plenty of time for some other cock to get in there first.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-04-12 at 2 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist 2 months is plenty of time for some other cock to get in there first.
    
    
    
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    i dnt giv a fuck
    
    when she sees my muscles she'll dump that loser