What do you think would be a worthy trade off...

1. 2016-08-07 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...to wake up everyday having shit your pants/bed/sheets?
2. 2016-08-07 at 8:56 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   having §m£ÂgØL lick it all up.
3. 2016-08-08 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #3
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Okay, wasn't expecting that ^, had coke shoot out my nose when I read that. Now I'm having to make some shit up for why I laughed so hard I had soda spew everywhere.
4. 2016-08-08 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol cocaine shoot out your nose