We need to prostitute the user hierarchy

1. 2018-04-09 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We need a way to distinguish the Totse nobility from the newfags and the rabble and the shitposters. One way I've seen other forums do this is through awarding members special recognition for their prostitutions according to value.
2. 2018-04-09 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT
3. 2018-04-09 at 8:45 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT

   
   with policies like these, your prostitutes would bring in almost no revenue; disemboweled holes are very loose.
4. 2018-04-09 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #4
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian with policies like these, your prostitutes would bring in almost no revenue; disemboweled holes are very loose.

   
   None of the female holes here are worth anything, and most of the males holes are already stretched waaaaaay the fuck out.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
5. 2018-04-09 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Whats "a disemboweled hole"?
   
   Snarky answers only !!
6. 2018-04-09 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #6
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   thats the dangerous place on the farm machine where stupid noob put his leg while daydreaming about totse
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
7. 2018-04-09 at 11:01 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Whats "a disemboweled hole"?
   
   Snarky answers only !!

   
   ill prostitute this one out for $5 per pop. who wants it?
8. 2018-04-09 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #8
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   inseminate the prostates !!!
9. 2018-04-09 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Whats "a disemboweled hole"?
   
   Snarky answers only !!

   
   a hole that no longer leads to the bowel
   
   so a butthole that's been redirected to your lung or something