This site is slower than an old man's erection

1. 2015-12-29 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   First of all, this site loads slow as shit for me. Second, imagine Spectral and TDR swordfight with their limp noodles over who the bigger internet loser is. Yea, disgusting but that's a great analogy for what TOTSE really stands for.
2. 2015-12-29 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   First of all, this site loads slow as shit for me. Second, imagine Spectral and TDR swordfight with their limp noodles over who the bigger internet loser is. Yea, disgusting but that's a great analogy for what TOTSE really stands for.

   
   You don't scare me.
   
3. 2015-12-29 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm just trying to fit in. Be nice to me.
4. 2015-12-29 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I'm just trying to fit in. Be nice to me.

   
   At least you're on the right side so you got that one covered. The right side being, against spectral.
5. 2015-12-30 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   At least you're on the right side so you got that one covered. The right side being, against spectral.

   
   She's not against me. She just said she wanted to be friends.
   
6. 2015-12-30 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   She's not against me. She just said she wanted to be friends.

   
   
   >she
   
   
   Lol.
7. 2015-12-30 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   
   >she
   
   
   Lol.

   
   I know more than you do.
   
8. 2015-12-30 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I know more than you do.

   
   This has historically been proven to be false.
9. 2015-12-30 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I know more than you do.

   
   
   
   Keep telling yourself that.
10. 2015-12-30 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Show me a .gif of an "old man's slow erection" for contextual purposes. Thank you.