Smoke a Bowl w/ Me

1. 2018-04-06 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The problem is saggy eyelids.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-04-06 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you can get cosmetic surgery for that, asians do it all the time
   
   my aunt got it done, now she looks like a chihuahua
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   • NARCassist
3. 2018-04-06 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   nope nope nope
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-04-06 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I wanted to post a photo but I don't have one on my computer and I don't want to message my cousin (who I haven't spoken to in a few years) 'hey man can you send me a picture of your mum and her googly fucking eyes'
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   • NARCassist
5. 2018-04-06 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Well maybe, maybe I could...but i'm too lazy to take out the glass dick again.
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-04-06 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I afear... I've lost control of this thread.
7. 2018-04-06 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #27
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I wanna be adored.
8. 2018-04-06 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- Or ya know if you're Enter or any of the other people that hate me just…. do your best I guess. Even hate posts are funny to read.

   
   There's only one way to get this bitch to leave me alone.
   
   I have to act liberal.
   
   I love you -mal-, you're so awesome! Haha! :) You're such a strong, empowered woman. Hey, can we hang out later? I-If you want to, that is. Not forcing anything. :)
9. 2018-04-06 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #29
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -mal- Sooooo so many things. The least of which being an interview tomorrow.

   
   DANG! You got fired from Buffalo Wild Wings!
10. 2018-04-06 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH DANG! You got fired from Buffalo Wild Wings!

    
    LOL false. I'm looking to make smoney moves.
11. 2018-04-06 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter There's only one way to get this bitch to leave me alone.
    
    I have to act liberal.
    
    I love you -mal-, you're so awesome! Haha! :) You're such a strong, empowered woman. Hey, can we hang out later? I-If you want to, that is. Not forcing anything. :)

    
    I'm sorry Enter. I'll never speak your name again if you want. It's just so easy to troll you because you hate women so much. Bai.
12. 2018-04-06 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Item 9 The problem is saggy eyelids.

    
    What are the consequences for having saggy eyelids where you work?
13. 2018-04-06 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #33
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -mal- LOL false. I'm looking to make smoney moves.

    
    You don't gotta dance
14. 2018-04-07 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You don't gotta dance

    
    I don’t. And I never have. Haha
    
    At least that kind of dancing. Interview went well. Now they just have to not low ball me if they want me to take it.
15. 2018-04-07 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- I don’t. And I never have. Haha
    
    At least that kind of dancing. Interview went well. Now they just have to not low ball me if they want me to take it.

    
    He was quoting that Cardi B song lol.
    
    Glad ur interview went good
16. 2018-04-07 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws He was quoting that Cardi B song lol.
    
    Glad ur interview went good

    
    
    I know. Lol. I was referencing it as well. Def don’t say schmoney on my own.
    
    Thanks! I still don’t know if I want it. Sounds a little too event planning heavy for my taste. The office is gorgeous though.
17. 2018-04-07 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #37
    

    BigLuigi Houston
    women r so dumb , they care what a office looks like
18. 2018-04-07 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BigLuigi women r so dumb , they care what a office looks like

    
    As an office manager it’s one of the key things I look for. Lol
19. 2018-04-07 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SHUT THE FUCK UP
20. 2018-04-07 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ SHUT THE FUCK UP

    
    But y?