I let myself down.

1. 2018-04-06 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got drunk last night and I spent my money and I burnt my mouth on too hot pizza. And I vomited too. Now I have a headache and I smell weird and my fingers are sticky and my teeth are fuzzy
2. 2018-04-06 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Pop an ibuprofen. Brush your teeth. Take a shower. Vomit again. Brush your teeth again to erase the second vomit. Drink more. You'll feel like a new man, I promise.