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planting weed in my apt complex side yard

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    In the complex I live in there's this little side yard area thing with a bunch of trash cans and a bunch of potted plant, most of which are neglected. You're allowed to plant shit there, and weed is legal in California now, so I kind of want to just plant a weed plant out there just for fun and see how long it could go. I also feel like this might draw attention to me though and I'm not really trying to get evicted.
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    Someone will just rip it out for their own selfish wants.

    I've heard stories of this happening.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Someone will just rip it out for their own selfish wants.

    I've heard stories of this happening.

    yea maybe but i mean it would just be with some autoflower seeds i got as freebies anyways. i'm not too into growing weed anyways. it takes up too much space and it's not really cost effective anyways. peppers are better because you can grow more. if i had some outdoor land then i would definitely be growing some weed. but as it is i get 100 mg for $3 and that's super easy and convenient
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    Spray it with poison daily and laugh when someone steals it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whats the rules of the garden? I don't know how these "communal gardens" work. You're just supposed to trust that nobody will take your produce, whether it's weed or peppers or watermelon?

    Is there a sign-up sheet? CCTV? Legal consequences for stealing ssomeknes tomato?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Whats the rules of the garden? I don't know how these "communal gardens" work. You're just supposed to trust that nobody will take your produce, whether it's weed or peppers or watermelon?

    Is there a sign-up sheet? CCTV? Legal consequences for stealing ssomeknes tomato?

    It's literally just a side yard where there's a little walkway with the trash cans and theres a small lounge area with a bbq and some chairs and shit. there's no formal rules or anything at all.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Someone will just rip it out for their own selfish wants.

    I've heard stories of this happening.

    this haha, several years ago my gf and her uncle worked at a state house that her grandma lived at taking care of patients and there was a similar lot that gp is talking about behind the house and her unle managed to grow some pretty big plants out there. One day I pull up to go get some valium and I see these two kids with a couple plants in trash bags walking briskly away.

    funny shit. I guess if weeds legal there then why not go for it. twice I've had weed plants in my apartment and the cops didnt give a fuck at all, they just took my guns lolz
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    BigLuigi Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this haha, several years ago my gf and her uncle worked at a state house that her grandma lived at taking care of patients and there was a similar lot that gp is talking about behind the house and her unle managed to grow some pretty big plants out there. One day I pull up to go get some valium and I see these two kids with a couple plants in trash bags walking briskly away.

    funny shit. I guess if weeds legal there then why not go for it. twice I've had weed plants in my apartment and the cops didnt give a fuck at all, they just took my guns lolz

    u go to the old folks home to buy valium?
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    BigLuigi Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Whats the rules of the garden? I don't know how these "communal gardens" work. You're just supposed to trust that nobody will take your produce, whether it's weed or peppers or watermelon?

    Is there a sign-up sheet? CCTV? Legal consequences for stealing ssomeknes tomato?

    they make special locking tomato cages, pepper padlocks and you can clamp a ball and chain on a wartermellon pretty easey
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    maybe i'll just lace the buds with fentanyl when they start growing, just to fuck up the inevitable junkies/tweakers that will steal it.
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    I used monkshood.
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    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I used monkshood.

    fentanyl is all the rage atm though
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just be careful. Does anyone else grow anything in your little shit-garden?
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    There is a small area between the two fences in my backyard that nobody would see that I could maybe grow some poppies between there, for just gardening.
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    BigLuigi Houston
    this crosseyed russian chick had no viewers i come into her camslut room and find her eating her boogers.. BUSTED!!!!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Just be careful. Does anyone else grow anything in your little shit-garden?

    U mad again bromo?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby U mad again bromo?

    NO, DOUGLAS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!
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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    What Bill Krozby said. As soon as some retard sees the plant they'll pick it and go off to get HURR DURR SO HIGH MAN. Even if it's 6 inches tall.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ NO, DOUGLAS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!

    Aye cabrone the frothiness is strong with you Garrett
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Aye cabrone the frothiness is strong with you Garrett

    He said it was by a bunch of garbage cans so I've been picturing there being a bunch of dog shit laying around too, just a generally unkempt, SHITTY LOOKING area, so I referred to as a shit-garden. I wasn't mad then, I'm not mad now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be, in Jesus's precious baby's name, amens.
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