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Meth gave me blowjob superpowers

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    Pre-meth, I would gag and almost puke just from giving some really subpar, basic bitch head. Since smoking meth last week, I have been able to bury scronny's dick in my throat and lick his balls at the same time. How does that work? I feel like I got possessed by the spirit of a dead pornstar. I really, really like doing it too. What the fuck is wrong with me? 😅

    Also what other hidden sexual powers do you think smoking meth might have unlocked? What should I try next? 😖
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    Having sex on meth will destroy your sex drive when you stop, seemingly permanently
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    oh youre on meth now? Time to start putting really large objects up your ass. as deep as possible. dont be afraid if said objects feel like theyre gonna disappear in there.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian oh youre on meth now? Time to start putting really large objects up your ass. as deep as possible. dont be afraid if said objects feel like theyre gonna disappear in there.

    No, not now. It's not a thing I do constantly, you know? That's what makes the blowjob magic so incredible - I'm sober af and still a deepthroat princess. UwU
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    Knowing that my federal tax dollars go toward sustaining your life and by extension your sexual deviance makes me want to load up the .308, take a road trip to BC and try to beat my personal longest kill record
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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Knowing that my federal tax dollars go toward sustaining your life and by extension your sexual deviance makes me want to load up the .308, take a road trip to BC and try to beat my personal longest kill record



    OP can you still even throw up by sticking your finger down your throat?
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    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow

    OP can you still even throw up by sticking your finger down your throat?

    "I'm proud to be a feminist" - Justin Trudeau

    For fuck sake. Which ancient deity did we piss off to get stuck with this guy as PM?
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    Instead of killing me, we could go to the range together.
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    Originally posted by HTS Instead of killing me, we could go to the range together.

    come to seattle, I will take you to the range.
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    Originally posted by HTS Instead of killing me, we could go to the range together.

    Well if you're gonna talk to me like this I might take you up on that suggestion
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    Originally posted by HTS No, not now. It's not a thing I do constantly, you know? That's what makes the blowjob magic so incredible - I'm sober af and still a deepthroat princess. UwU

    I don’t.... really think it’s the meth? I was the same way and before that I refused to give head at all. But maybe you just... love him? That’s what it was for me. I wanted to give him ultimate pleasure so I slowly just kept trying to go deeper and deeper and eventually it didn’t bother me as much anymore. But then again you said this came on fast and sudden so... shit. Congrats on your meth powers. Update us when you find more.
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    Originally posted by -mal- I don’t…. really think it’s the meth? I was the same way and before that I refused to give head at all. But maybe you just… love him? That’s what it was for me. I wanted to give him ultimate pleasure so I slowly just kept trying to go deeper and deeper and eventually it didn’t bother me as much anymore. But then again you said this came on fast and sudden so… shit. Congrats on your meth powers. Update us when you find more.

    I mean I love him and I totally tried and failed in the past... I was making like 0 progress. Then I got hella spun out and could suddenly do it like it was no thang at all. I dunno. Meth = magic. Will definitely keep y'all informed. 🙃
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    Originally posted by HTS I mean I love him and I totally tried and failed in the past… I was making like 0 progress. Then I got hella spun out and could suddenly do it like it was no thang at all.

    u gonna come down here or wat
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian u gonna come down here or wat

    Maybe at some point but "down here" also happens to be across the country too.
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    I have a really nice secluded area in the woods by a river. no need to dig your own grave or anything.
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    Originally posted by HTS I mean I love him and I totally tried and failed in the past… I was making like 0 progress. Then I got hella spun out and could suddenly do it like it was no thang at all. I dunno. Meth = magic. Will definitely keep y'all informed. 🙃

    I see I see. Oh you know... maybe it is a meth thing. Before I dated my boyfriend officially someone called his friend and I drunkenly invited them to meet up with us and it was a bad idea cuz he was this weirdo juggalo that said he once got arrested just to get some Faygo. And later in the night I wanted some coke and he said he had something similar that he made himself and had some of like the precursor to meth in it but not meth and I stupidly believed him because I just wanted some coke. And also it didn’t occur to me it was dangerous because I’d really never been around degenerates you can’t trust before I met some of my boyfriends friends. Anyway... TECHNICALLY I was never able to deep throat and then some time after snorting something similar to meth I could so.... meth ftw?
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    Pics or it didn’t happen
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    Originally posted by HTS Also what other hidden sexual powers do you think smoking meth might have unlocked? What should I try next? 😖

    It’ll probably make your dick super hard, despite all the hormone therapy
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    Originally posted by -mal- I see I see. Oh you know… maybe it is a meth thing. Before I dated my boyfriend officially someone called his friend and I drunkenly invited them to meet up with us and it was a bad idea cuz he was this weirdo juggalo that said he once got arrested just to get some Faygo. And later in the night I wanted some coke and he said he had something similar that he made himself and had some of like the precursor to meth in it but not meth and I stupidly believed him because I just wanted some coke. And also it didn’t occur to me it was dangerous because I’d really never been around degenerates you can’t trust before I met some of my boyfriends friends. Anyway… TECHNICALLY I was never able to deep throat and then some time after snorting something similar to meth I could so…. meth ftw?

    Damn you blew your bf’s homey before you blew him? That’s messed up
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Damn you blew your bf’s homey before you blew him? That’s messed up

    Nooooo no no. That guy was scary. I prolly would have gotten raped if my other guy friend wasn’t already asleep in my bed.
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