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My fucking mom keeps putting the old cereal on top of the new one!!!!!!!!!!!

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    There's an old box of cereal, right? We're down to the bottom where it's all dry, and flakey. It's fucking gross. So I open a new box. MMM yummy! Fresh new box, with perfect cereal.

    I come back the next morning and my FUCKING MOM has poured the old cereal into the new box!!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! WE'RE NOT FUCKING POOR! JUST THROW IT OUT! SHE FUCKING ACTS LIKE WE'RE NIGGERS, AND MEANWHILE IM FORCED TO EAT THE OLD FUCKING CEREAL!

    And before u ask, "enter why didnt YOU just throw it out? " well, this time I WOULD have, but I didn't know there was an old box. It was fucking hidden and must have been old as fuck coz I hadn't seen this certain cereal in ages, so that's FUCKED. IT MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING PANTRY OR SOMETHING. I just ate months old fucking cereal. FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK. GROSS. IM SICK OF THIS SHIT. It was all old and overly crunchy and now there's gross crumby specs in my milk at the end. IT SHOULDNT BE LIKE THIS. I JUST WANTED A NICE FUCKING BREAKFAST.
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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    You should be on a high protein diet brah.
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    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow You should be on a high protein diet brah.

    I am, but there was nothing else to eat in the house, I think she's out shopping for food for me now.
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    You live with your mom? No wonder you can't get laid.
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    You should've finished the first box before it got old as fuck, then opened the new box
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Put her old dildo where her newest one was. I think she will get the hint.
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Try some other shit for breakfast (that your mom dont make). Even store bought microwave whatever.
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    Originally posted by RestStop Put her old dildo where her newest one was. I think she will get the hint.

    Haha I’m pretty sure you made a slight variation on the same joke in another enter thread a couple weeks ago.
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Haha I’m pretty sure you made a slight variation on the same joke in another enter thread a couple weeks ago.

    lol I know right? I was ALMOST gonna search for it but the search function sucks on this site.

    NIS running gags.
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    Comedic gold
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    Okay found it anyway.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20653?p=1#post-341649

    Hahahahahahahaha.
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    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow You should be on a high protein diet brah.

    Nothing wrong with cereal. I like it as a dessert since its very sweet, has vitamins, and milk. It always goes down easy no matter how full I am.

    Enter, upon reading your OP, my fiance came into my office. I had her read your post. We both agreed that what your mother done was illogical. "Because then you can't separate them" or whatever.
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    Okay now I want cereal. I will go to the store. Enter stimulates the economy.
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    posting in a cereal thread

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