Whenever a girl says she's been single for ages...

1. 2018-03-31 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...you all assume she's been fucking random guys and slutting it up constantly as well, right? It's not just me?
2. 2018-03-31 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeah of course, they're no different to us.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-31 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah of course, they're no different to us.
   
   
   
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   I've been single for ages.
4. 2018-03-31 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i didn't mean you i meant us, proper guys.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-03-31 at 12:42 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   If she's taken a dick get rid of her quick
6. 2018-03-31 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist i didn't mean you i meant us, proper guys.
   
   
   
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   dude you have sex with prostitutes
   
   do you actually think that counts as getting laid
7. 2018-03-31 at 12:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   NO HYMEN NO RING
8. 2018-03-31 at 12:58 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter dude you have sex with prostitutes
   
   do you actually think that counts as getting laid

   
   well yeah it does but then i don't only fuck hookers exclusively. and like you'd even know what counts, lol.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-03-31 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist well yeah it does but then i don't only fuck hookers exclusively. and like you'd even know what counts, lol.
   
   
   
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   have you ever been in a long-term, intimate, loving relationship with a woman
10. 2018-03-31 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter have you ever been in a long-term, intimate, loving relationship with a woman

    
    yes, 3 actually pal. 8 years being the longest.
    
    have you?
    
    
    
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11. 2018-03-31 at 1:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist yes, 3 actually pal. 8 years being the longest.
    
    have you?
    
    
    
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    That's none of your business.
12. 2018-03-31 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter That's none of your business.

    
    so that's a no then.
    
    well, that is excluding your 3 year non-relationship with that chick that finally came to her senses when she got one look at you in real life, lol.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-31 at 2:40 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OP, your beliefs are wrong. You've been on r9k and shitty forums like that, where they say that if women have pronounced labias (roasties) it's due to being fucked a lot.
    
    I've been with several actual hookers, real sluts who fucked one guy after another all day for years on end, and their labias were _all_ perfectly normal.
    
    The reality is that it's about 20% of the girls who have 80% of the sex, same with the guys.
    
    What's wrong with you 80% losers? Get in the game.