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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist well i'm not paying her for nothing, lol.



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    Dude... what in the fuck. You're going to get a deadly STD.
  2. Originally posted by Fox Paws Because that was the jedi Hollywood writer’s interpretation of Italian-American gangster machismo?

    I just don't understand it. The whole point of eating out a woman is to just give her pleasure. Why would anyone want to give a woman pleasure?
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter No shit it was a TV show. Why do you think the writers made it a plot point? Why did they choose eating pussy over doggystyle position as the embarrassing sex act?

    give em enough rope and they'll hang themselves ;)



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Dude… what in the fuck. You're going to get a deadly STD.

    there are no deadly STDs you idiot



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I just don't understand it. The whole point of eating out a woman is to just give her pleasure. Why would anyone want to give a woman pleasure?

    see only a noob little boy mentality would think that.



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist see only a noob little boy mentality would think that.



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    go on then

    please explain to me why else you'd eat out a woman's cunt
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.

    and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.



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    ...dude stop trying to impress the fat chick. You're like one of those old dudes who orders 'YOU' at a restaurant with a cute waitress or even a fat ugly one.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter go on then

    please explain to me why else you'd eat out a woman's cunt

    because you enjoy it of course



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH …dude stop trying to impress the fat chick. You're like one of those old dudes who orders 'YOU' at a restaurant with a cute waitress or even a fat ugly one.

    i'm not trying to impress her, i'm trying to teach you guys. i know what its like to be a younger man and i know what its like to actually grow up and be a proper man. seriously when you get a bit older and you look back to how you thought as a younger man you think 'what the hell was i thinking'. but that's just the natural process of growing up i guess.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyway guys, i gotta go. got something way more interesting than chatting to you losers to do right now. see ya.



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  11. BigLuigi Houston
    i read a whole page of this thread and WROTE IT OFF

    THIS IS A GAY CIRCLE JERK THREAD WITH REATAARDS
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not trying to impress her, i'm trying to teach you guys. i know what its like to be a younger man and i know what its like to actually grow up and be a proper man. seriously when you get a bit older and you look back to how you thought as a younger man you think 'what the hell was i thinking'. but that's just the natural process of growing up i guess.



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    Dude it's not special to love to eat pussy lol I was worshipping the pussy long ago. That's your wisdom? Eat pussy?
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    dont put the pussy on the pedastool
  14. Originally posted by NARCassist anyway guys, i gotta go. got something way more interesting than chatting to you losers to do right now. see ya.



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    ...you're licking a prostitute's cunt.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter …you're licking a prostitute's cunt.

    it was fucking delicious :P



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Dude it's not special to love to eat pussy lol I was worshipping the pussy long ago. That's your wisdom? Eat pussy?

    i never said i was special weed sucker, i'm just saying as it is is all.



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  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not trying to impress her, i'm trying to teach you guys.

    None of us are interested in getting bald 2/10s piss in our mouths though. You haven't even managed to find a high quality woman with traditional values in order to replicate your genes and not existentially suicide your entire ancestry before you die. You have failed under every metric of objective, material, biological evolution

    "i'm trying to teach you guys"
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  18. Originally posted by NARCassist i never said i was special weed sucker, i'm just saying as it is is all.



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    Yeah but you acting like you’re all enlightened and shit lol. You got a bit older now you’re all “Eat (Pussy), Pray, Love” like you got it all figured out or something.

    You’re a 45 year old smack addict on welfare. The only time you ever get laid is with prostitutes, hell you even fell in love with one recently. Don’t try to drop knowledge on me bitch
  19. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    "i'm just trying to teach you guys lol"
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah well I thought I knew it all when I was your ages. I guess there would of been no telling me back then either.

    Fucking lol you guys.



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